- As part of Operation Cheating Never Happened, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore spent their 5th anniversary in bed and Tweeted a snuggly photo. [NYDN, Twitter]
- Demi Moore has settled her lawsuit against Australia’s New Idea mag, which published private photos of Demi, Rumer, and other celebs at a private Oscars party. [Mirror]
- Nicole Richie‘s new book comes out tomorrow. Priceless is a “riches-to-rags tale of a spoiled child whose life changes in ways she never imagined.” [Socialite Life]
- Lady Gaga visited a nursing home and the press claims she was dressed like Hilary Clinton. [Stylite, NY Post]
- Sad: Lady Gaga‘s grandfather died. [MTV UK]
- Bristol Palin took her Dancing With The Stars partner Mark Ballas to Alaska Thursday, where he met her mom, Sarah Palin. ABC filmed everything, of course, so tune in and see what the hell is up with that. [NYDN]
- Lindsay Lohan spent a little time at a homeless center in L.A. on Sunday, and should be going to rehab today. [Just Jared]
- Lindsay Lohan was supposed to star in a romantic comedy called One NIght With You — but noted actress Taylor Swift may replace her. [Contact Music]
- Michael Lohan went nuts and left threatening voicemails for Lindsay Lohan‘s lawyer; he says he was just upset, because: “I told them to do this [send Lindsay to rehab] a long time ago. Just now they’re listening.” [TMZ]
- Sesame Street reject Katy Perry will guest star on The Simpsons. [NYDN]
- It seems that Rihanna really likes that song “All Black Everything.” Or perhaps just the concept. [Digital Spy]
- “House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer (D-Md.) today said he thought comedian Stephen Colbert‘s Friday testimony before a House panel hearing on immigration reform was ‘not appropriate.'” [NY Post]
- Stars like Alec Baldwin, Anjelica Huston, Lea Michele, Eva Mendes, Pamela Anderson and Iggy Pop were at the 30th anniversary gala thrown by PETA. No word on whether the party involved objectifying women. [LA Times]
- Willow Smith hit up the Ferragamo fashion show during Milan Fashion Week yesterday. [Just Jared]
- Taylor Swift dropped a song from her tour setlist because it made her mom cry. [Digital Spy]
- Muse’s Matt Bellamy took Kate Hudson’s son for ice cream and this is news. [Daily Mail]
- Russell Brand‘s bachelor party involved football, good food and a strip club. [Daily Express]
- What Russell Brand‘s bachelor party did not have: Booze. [Contact Music]
- If you don’t like Glee spoilers do not click this link, it will only make you sad. [E!]
- Nadya Suleman had a yard sale over the weekend in an effort to pay her mortgage; her lawn was strewn with bikinis, bras, baby clothes and tiny devil Halloween costumes. Oh, and for ten bucks, you could have your picture taken with the lady known as Octomom. [Us Magazine]
- Marc Anthony, Robert De Niro, Howard Stern and Donald Trump are among the stars with gun permits. You’re been warned! [NYDN]
- Comedian Greg Giraldo was rushed to the hospital after overdosing on prescription pills, but apparently the incident was not a suicide attempt. [Digital Spy]
- Sean Lennon and Julian Lennon have reconciled, which makes Yoko Ono happy. [Gatecrasher]
- Bones star Emily Deschanel married It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia star David Hornsby on Saturday. [NYDN]
- Also married over the weekend: Johnny Knoxville. [NYDN]
- If you’re old enough to remember Dio, then you’ll maybe find passing amusement in the news that he’s being honored with a statue in Bulgaria. [Daily Express]
- The Hobbit! Union issues! Peter Jackson pissed! Eastern Europe? [Vulture]
- “It is good. I actually think this script is better than the first movie. It’s a little bit daunting to probably try to top it, but we’ll try, or at least even it out. Expectations are high, and that makes me nervous.” — Zach Galifianakis on The Hangover 2. [Digital Spy via MTV]
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