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Deep Cuts: Iron Some Rhinestones Into Your Hair, I Guess?

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Every Friday we round up some hot junk that's on sale. Welcome to Deep Cuts.

Charmsies (Ed. note — Ugh.) Iron-In Hair Charms, $8.40 (were $12) What are "hair charms?" Related: memorieees.

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Style London Envelope Clutch, $27 (was $73) The lining is leopard print. LEOPARD PRINT.
Style London Envelope Clutch, $27 (was $73) The lining is leopard print. LEOPARD PRINT.
Sue Devitt Eye Palette, $19 (was $38) All Sue Devitt makeup is half-off at Barney's right now. Why? I don't know. I've never actually used it and I refuse to use the internet to find out if she's going out of business or redesigning or if it contains toxic waste. Instead, I choose to live in blissful ignorance and just believe the world is a magical place of nonsensical makeup liquidation.
Sue Devitt Eye Palette, $19 (was $38) All Sue Devitt makeup is half-off at Barney's right now. Why? I don't know. I've never actually used it and I refuse to use the internet to find out if she's going out of business or redesigning or if it contains toxic waste. Instead, I choose to live in blissful ignorance and just believe the world is a magical place of nonsensical makeup liquidation.
Meek2 Cut Out Slippers, $22 (were $45) Look at these shoes. Stare them right in their springy faces. Now just TRY and deny them!
Meek2 Cut Out Slippers, $22 (were $45) Look at these shoes. Stare them right in their springy faces. Now just TRY and deny them!
Pretty Bracelets?, $4.99 (was $8) Just kidding. These are called "Yoga Ponytail Holders" so obviously they are only to be used during yoga, which explains why I've never tried them.
Pretty Bracelets?, $4.99 (was $8) Just kidding. These are called "Yoga Ponytail Holders" so obviously they are only to be used during yoga, which explains why I've never tried them.
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Insignia 5qt Analog Air Fryer in Black
Insignia 5qt Analog Air Fryer in Black
Ciaté Very Colorfoil Manicure, $12.50 (was $25) Holy shit, this looks complicated. Report back.
Ciaté Very Colorfoil Manicure, $12.50 (was $25) Holy shit, this looks complicated. Report back.
Deskey Deco Tiered Earrings, $42.50 (were $85) BIG MUSEUM EARRINGS. Okay, "medium" museum earrings, but museum earrings nonetheless. Not to bring up a sore subject, but can't you picture Mrs. Huxtable in these? (And yes, I know she primarily wore clip-ons, but you know what I'm saying.)
Deskey Deco Tiered Earrings, $42.50 (were $85) BIG MUSEUM EARRINGS. Okay, "medium" museum earrings, but museum earrings nonetheless. Not to bring up a sore subject, but can't you picture Mrs. Huxtable in these? (And yes, I know she primarily wore clip-ons, but you know what I'm saying.)
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Bust of Ancient Greek Male, $179 (was $229) He's cute. The real ones are SO much more expensive, in terms of years they take off your life. What a steal.
Bust of Ancient Greek Male, $179 (was $229) He's cute. The real ones are SO much more expensive, in terms of years they take off your life. What a steal.

DISCUSSION

collierLA
collierLA

Soooooo, I just bought a thing TOTALLY outside my usual range/schtick. I don't even...I mean, it's...look at it. Y/N?

Also bought a long-sleeved version in black, which I will probably make into a short sleeve. Both are likely going to end up getting hemmed to mini/knee-length as well, lest my short chesty hippy self come off looking like a sporty log in sweats (sweatlog?). Also I hate hoods so that's going to be turned into a collar, and what the fuck is wrong with me.

BUT, it was like $45! Also, PattyBoutik (dot com, or via amazon) has some other really cute things. I got this ruched/vaguely military top, which is pretty rad.