Deep Cuts: How Did This Dolce & Gabbana Dress Get Made?

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Every Friday we round up some hot junk that’s on sale. Welcome to Deep Cuts.

Facelace Op-Art Festival Makeup Design, $11.10 (was $18.50) Untz, untz, untz, untz.

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Ugg Antora Patent Ballet Flat, $79.99 (were $110) You think I'm kidding, but have you ever tried these on? Then shut up. They are like warm hugs for your tootsies.
Ugg Antora Patent Ballet Flat, $79.99 (were $110) You think I'm kidding, but have you ever tried these on? Then shut up. They are like warm hugs for your tootsies.
Naked on the Run Palettte, $39 (was $54) This is actually a pretty good deal for what you get. Huh.
Naked on the Run Palettte, $39 (was $54) This is actually a pretty good deal for what you get. Huh.
Sights to See Vegan Peach Purse, $19 (was $42) I want. It's the perfect mom purse. Just THINK of all the food and garbage one could store in there.
Sights to See Vegan Peach Purse, $19 (was $42) I want. It's the perfect mom purse. Just THINK of all the food and garbage one could store in there.
Smithsonian Oualata Earrings and Pendant, $19.99 & $89.99 (were $30 & $140) "Museum Provenance: The original early 20th-century gold necklace from Oualata, Mauritania, resides in the collections of our National Museum of African Art." Gorgeous.
Smithsonian Oualata Earrings and Pendant, $19.99 & $89.99 (were $30 & $140) "Museum Provenance: The original early 20th-century gold necklace from Oualata, Mauritania, resides in the collections of our National Museum of African Art." Gorgeous.
Strappy Button Midi Dress, $15 (was $45) Once this goes on, it's never coming off.
Strappy Button Midi Dress, $15 (was $45) Once this goes on, it's never coming off.
Faux Fur Mani/Pedi Lapdesk, $79 (was $89) Okay, so it's not a very good discount, but LOOK AT THIS PIECE OF MAGIC. ITS SPLENDOR CANNOT BE DENIED.
Faux Fur Mani/Pedi Lapdesk, $79 (was $89) Okay, so it's not a very good discount, but LOOK AT THIS PIECE OF MAGIC. ITS SPLENDOR CANNOT BE DENIED.
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Dolce & Gabbana Embellished Jacquard Dress, $3,601.50 (was $12,005) Um.
Dolce & Gabbana Embellished Jacquard Dress, $3,601.50 (was $12,005) Um.

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DISCUSSION

ihatepickingnames

I love that mani/pedi lap desk but I hope the cavity is that size just because they couldn’t make the desk bigger, not that they think people have so little nail polish that it all fits in there.

(Ok people might. I just definitely don’t. I don’t have a problem or anything.)