Dear Men: There is a thing that some of you have been doing that we humbly request that you stop doing, and that is grabbing our boobs during sporting events. You usually do this when some kind of recording device is fixed on you and a woman with a boob, and usually when you are making the kind of facial expression one makes when one is doing something revolting or when one is Sammy Hagar. We're not sure how this all got started. [Deadspin]
As someone who was recently groped by a drunk fuckhead (a friend of a friend), I can relate. While not at a sports event, it was at a bar. I think the common denominator here is: booze.
Man I was fucking pissed. Especially when I was told by his friends that I should take it as a compliment. These guys were in their mid-30s by the way. And professionals who went to Ivy Leagues. Sexual Assault, it knows no socio-economic bounds.