Dear Lady Gaga, I Am Going to Steal All Your Wigs

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New Lady Gaga Wigs just dropped! I am going to steal all of them and then her life so that I am the new star of House of Gucci and not her.

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Over in the Italian motherland, Miss Germanatta was photographed in a variety of wigs and ensembles, as she and co-star Adam Driver shoot Ridley Scott’s new flick. I seethe with jealousy looking at them, because I want them. There is one for every mood!

Some are “glamorous.”

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Others, like this one, are “flirty.” It’s a bit more shake-and-go than what we’ve seen her in since shooting began earlier this March. But I’m okay with that! This is a woman on the run, with places to be and a need for chunky statement jewelry.

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But my absolute favorite of the new wigs is this campy little delight.

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This is a portrait of a lady on fire. This is me at 7 a.m. on a Friday in a three-day-old tank top, no deodorant, and sleep dust still in my eyes while writing this blog. This was me at the mass vaccination clinic yesterday after I was asked to throw my extra-large white can of Monster out before entering the building when I had only taken one sip and I really needed the chemicals to get through another four hours of standing in line. This was me when the McDonald’s lady afterward very gently told me that no, I was not going to get myself a silly little McFlurry as a treat for my vaccination because the machine is broken and they are very sorry and so I left with a small fry and an extra-large sugar-free vanilla iced coffee instead because I felt self-destructive.

Coincidentally, it was also Lady Gaga on a Thursday in Italy.

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They’ve been filming all month and the looks have been incredible. I cannot wait to see her ham it up as the glamorous wife of the head of Gucci who has her husband assassinated. And the cast is pretty stacked, too, so we’re either going to get a camp masterpiece or a legitimately good film (it’s slated to open end of November, so they’re clearly banking on the latter ahead of Awards season).

Either way I’m 100% here for it.