After repeatedly describing her past work on the pole as "burlesque dancing" on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, there's no denying that Danielle Staub is straight-up stripping-topless and bottomless-for Scores. Staub has signed a three-year deal with the infamous NYC gentleman's club, involving one live appearance and occasional additional appearances on ScoresLive.com. Staub's naked body has already been well-documented when she released a sex tape last year.
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Uh, I hate to be the person who complains about the HUGE ASS PICTURES OF TITTIES THAT OCCUPY 85% OF THE SCREEN SINCE THE INSANELY SHITTY REDESIGN and how they MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST EDITORIAL POLICY BECAUSE SOMETIMES PEOPLE LOOK AT JEZEBEL DURING WORK SHOCK HORROR SHOCK, but... no, I don't hate to be that person this time.
edit: It's now to Ben Stein's ugly mug. Which might be worse.