New Jersey’s the latest state to adopt “Choose Life” license plates, after years of litigation. A group called the Children First Foundation sponsored the plates, as they’ve done elsewhere. Really—those scribble-face kids are the best choose-lifers can do?
America’s art schools graduate thousands of artists every year. Certainly one of them could improve on the default choose-life twosome. Yet the squiggly kids’ modeling portfolio keeps expanding! They’re on the plates in Illinois, Virginia, Florida, Alabama, and many other states. Someone must really be trying to make them famous.