Crap My Relatives Said

By Erin Gloria Ryan | December 26, 2010 | 8:15pm

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The family-intense holidays of 2010 are now behind us, wrapping paper balled up and thrown away, gift receipts sorted, and leftovers packaged in Tupperware, but the memory of the stupid crap your relatives said this year is forever. Let’s share!

I’m lucky in that I think my family’s pretty neat, and there aren’t really any members of either side of the family that say anything all that embarrassing (plus, my dad and uncles sometimes read what I write on here. Hi Dad! Hi, uncles! You’re great!), but that doesn’t mean that your relatives get off scott free. Use the space below to vent about the stupidest shit you heard between Thanksgiving and Hanukkah and Christmas and anything else you may celebrate as a family. Go ahead and unload. Do it. You want to.