Courtney Love Worries About Her Wikipedia

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"I just want what awards I got… who I [bleeped] — on the record — or who said nice things about [bleep ing] me. And how many hits I've had. And that's it." [Page Six]

  • Oprah and Gayle love joking about "lesbian rumors." [The Life Files]
  • Is the real Demi Lovato-Ashley Greene story being covered up? Apparently all the Disney kids — including Demi's Sonny With A Chance costars — sign non-disclosure agreements. Ted Casablanca claims "Disney wants to shut down any possibility of people talking about all this, unless the cast is sending Demi 'best wishes' sentiments." [E!]
  • Earlier this week, Demi Lovato's dad (to whom she has not spoken since 2007) made some statements to the media about Demi; now Disney's lawyers have warned him to stop. And Demi's lawyer says: "No one speaks for Demi except for her designated representatives. Unfortunately, several people have taken it upon themselves to speak out — both on and off the record — about a situation they know nothing about." Do not piss off the mouse. [Page Six]
  • Katy Perry looks great without heavy makeup on the cover of Bazaar, and inside she says: I couldn't do what Rihanna does. I couldn't do what Gaga does. They can't do what I do. I'm kind of a good girl – and I'm not. I'm a good girl because I really believe in love, integrity, and respect. I'm a bad girl because I like to tease. I know that I have sex appeal in my deck of cards. But I like to get people thinking. That's what the stories in my music do." [The Life Files]
  • Brad Pitt went to the Megamind premiere, and took Pax and Maddox! Which means In Touch lied to us when it claimed Angelina wouldn't let Brad go. A tabloid printing something inaccurate? Imagine that! [Radar Online]
  • Pauly D met Britney Spears and says now "life is complete." [Page Six]
  • Two things about The Situation: 1. He contracts his abs all day long. "While I'm walking, I do it. On airplanes, I do it. In cars, I do it — so when somebody asks, 'Hey, can I see your abs?' it's always there." 2. He would like to be in movies. "Not just to be in movies, but to make great movies." Lord help us all. [Page Six]
  • Awww: Willow Smith "can't stop talking" about Justin Bieber. "She's crushing hard!" Perhaps a duet is in order? [Showbiz Spy]
  • Lil Wayne was supposed to be out of jail today, but there was some kind of miscalculation and he should be out tomorrow — just in time for his big party in Miami on Saturday. [MTV]
  • Wait! Breaking! This report claims Lil Wayne is "free at last!" [TMZ]
  • Christina Aguilera believes it is possible for women to have it all, saying: "Men aren't as strong and capable as we are. We're machines." I'm a machine? Why hasn't anyone told me about this? Clearly I need new batteries and an upgrade. [Digital Spy]
  • LeAnn Rimes hates being called a homewrecker. "That's just not me. What happened is not who I am, period. But I do know how much I love him. So I've always said I don't live my life with regret. I can't." [London Evening Standard]
  • Charlie Sheen partied in Belize a week after leaving court-ordered rehab in October. He was spotted at a resort "heavily intoxicated." Also, the sky is blue. [Daily Express]
  • Have you seen Gabourey Sidibe's Halloween costume? She was a "Vampire Princess/Lady Gaga/ Nicki Minaj." [Tabloid Prodigy]
  • In case you missed it in Midweek Madness, Heidi and Spencer are bankrupt — they blew $10 million! Times have gotten so tough that they are living in Spencer's parents' guest house. Sob. [Life & Style]
  • Delta delta delta, can I help ya help ya help ya! Miley Cyrus will star in So Undercover, an action comedy in which she''ll play a private investigator hired by the FBI to infiltrate a college sorority. [E!]
  • David Beckham wants to be an American citizen someday, but also says: "I'm English born and bred and that's the way I'll always be." [London Evening Standard]
  • Ke¢ha's new video involves her being suspended from ropes, holding a rosary and showing her underwear. Obviously. [The Sun]
  • Kat Von D was arguing with her LA Ink producers over including footage of Jesse James in the season finale; she wanted him cut from the show. But execs felt they would be "sacrificing the integrity of the show" if they avoided Kat's relationship with JJ. [TMZ]
  • What your Thursday really really needs: Shirtless pictures of Chris Evans. There may also be a story there but I certainly didn't read it. [NYDN]
  • Justin Long suffered a mild concussion in a car accident but is "completely fine" now. [Daily Express]
  • Love this: Ozzy Osbourne is a mutant. [NYDN]
  • "I always knew I wanted a great man of God, someone who was going to be an inspiration for people and also be a lovely husband and father. We're at different places in our lives, but we can still grow together." — Katy Perry on Russell Brand. [Radar Online]
  • "My mother asked me once… She asked me ‘Baby, are you in love?' And I was like ‘Yeah mom, I am in love… in fact I am heart-broken. I am in love.' And she asked me ‘Is it a man?' And I said, ‘Woah, this is gonna be easier than what I thought.' And I said ‘Yes mom, it's a man.' I was extremely surprised and then she said ‘Come on, give me a hug. You are my son and I love you and I will always be here for you.' So it was very beautiful and then my father - he's a psychologist… And he kind of told me… ‘You don't have to say a word. I love you and I just want you to be happy.'" — Ricky Martin, talking about coming out to his parents. [Access Hollywood]



Katy Perry is certainly right. Her music does make me think. When I hear her songs, I think, "wow, this is really offensive and insipid" and "she can't really sing, can she?" and "I bet a root canal would probably be less painful than listening to her sing."