Couple Is Addicted to Coffee Enemas, Pooping Their Brains Out

My Strange Addiction, the show that documents the human experience — if by “human” you mean “freaks” and by “experience” you mean “eating inedible shit like couch cushions and gasoline”— returns to TLC on February 13th with a new season. In the first episode we meet a married couple who are addicted to coffee enemas. They do it four times a day. They don’t expressly say it, but it seems sexual. I mean, when you recreationally stick things up your butt with your spouse, it’s usually sexual. Right? If they were in it solely for the poop, they could just drink the coffee.