Cosmo Begs For Pictures of Your Butt

The girl with the golden butt, newly anointed Instagram star Jen Selter, is stopping by CosmoLive today. In honor of her visit, the team at Cosmopolitan would like you to tweet them a picture of your posterior. Don’t everybody rush the office bathroom mirror at once!

Don’t ask me why because I certainly do not know. The first contribution was a girl noting the difficulty of lining herself up for the perfect butt shot, so let’s hope nobody pulls a muscle.

I’d like to take a moment to beg and plead most earnestly for an immediate end to the term “belfie.” It sounds like a particularly hideous belch, or some sort of geological mud fart. Also, it’s a made-up nonsense word we didn’t need—”butt selfie” is perfectly sufficient as a descriptor. “Belfie” must end here and now, by God.