Cool Mom Drives Drunk to Orgy, Brings Seven-Year-Old Son Along for Fun

She’s not like a regular mom, she’s a cool mom—and that means if her kid’s going to watch her fuck strangers after driving drunk, then so be it. Not that there’s anything wrong with fucking strangers. It’s the driving drunk and doing it in the presence of your kid that’s going to be a cause for therapy.

Police have accused Heather Young, of Washington, Pennsylvania, of endangering a minor (along with a host of other things) after they arrived at the scene of a very small orgy. They found Young shouting in the hallway and discovered that the reason they’d been called is that another person involved in what should have been a night of sexual exploration had objected to Young disrobing in front of the child she had brought with her.

When police escorted Young out of the building and placed her in handcuffs, she spit and kicked at officers before being arraigned and taking to jail. According to the Observer-Reporter, Young is being charged with “multiple counts of aggravated assault, indecent exposure, child endangerment, disorderly conduct, public drunkenness, reckless endangerment, resisting arrest and driving under the influence.”

Young’s son is currently with his father and child services are investigating the mater. His mother, unfortunately, has a history of endangering children and drunk driving.