Chet Haze, the frat boy rapper son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, has escalated his strange feud with Howard Stern, which began in 2011 when Stern mocked his music career. "Howie.. Do you have any idea how badly I am going to assault you when I see you... You can't run from me forever knock knees," he wrote during a long Twitter rant on March 30. "...One day, maybe tomorrow, maybe 10 years from now, I am going to see you in person, and I am going to hurt you."
Chet—born Chester Hanks—was responding to a joke Stern made about Tom Hanks cutting the 24-year-olds allowance on The Howard Stern Show (where Chet, a recurring joke, routinely gets called a "wigger") this Monday.
[Haze] wrote in a series of tweets, "Let me come up on your show b*itch… Come catch this fade … have me live on the air and we can go pound for pound see who looks like the fool you dried up old c*nt … easy to talk sh*t in a closed off room p*ssy, have me up there in the studio with you let's give the ppl what they want."
When Stern didn't respond, Haze tweeted, "Stop ducking me behind closed doors invite me up there and I'll sht on your whole world you f*cking Jheri curled c*nt … if you keep ignoring me it only proves you a P*SSY."
Haze then took the tone of the tweets up a violent notch, positing an emoji of a gun firing with the message, "You know I will f*ck you up hahaaaa #b*tch.
Haze has had a rough last year. In 2014, he entered rehab to battle cocaine addiction. As of November, he was 50 days sober.
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- Kanye West and Kris Jenner took a lil snooze. [Buzzfeed]
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