Congrats Burners, Your Instagram Party In the Desert May Get Even Bigger

Image via AP.
Image via AP.

In 1986, Burning Man began as a small act of ritualized catharsis among a few friends on San Francisco’s Baker Beach. Thirty-one years later, it’s ballooned into the Instagram-ready juggernaut it is today, and it’s only getting bigger. The festival’s organizing body is meeting with the Bureau of Land Management to discuss the possibility of increasing its size from 68,000 people to 100,000.


According to the Reno Gazette Journal, Burning Man is also hoping to close off an additional 500 acres of land for the event, increase the number of art pieces from 330 in 2017 to around 400, expand the number of theme camps from 1,100 in 2017 to 2,000, and raise the number of mutant vehicles from 600 since 2009 to about 1,000.

Residents from nearby communities are a wee bit worried about the implications of expanding Paris Hilton’s favorite desert gathering. From the Gazette Journal:

I’m just concerned because, when I moved here 45 years ago, (the Black Rock Desert) was just the most remote, least visited area. That area was so full of solitude, it was a wilderness with a small ‘w’,” said Karen Boeger, a concerned conservationist from Reno who spoke with BLM officials at a public comment hearing this week.

Another under-observed detail is that while the event may haul around $50 million into the state as a whole, the communities actually impacted by Burning Man see only a fraction of that figure. Is such a disparity really in keeping with the spirit of “radical inclusion” on which the tradition was founded? Is paying more than $1,000 to ride a bike around the desert wrapped in Christmas lights?

For insight, I reached out to my aunt, an avowed Burner who attended every year from 2004 to 2012, and asked her what she thought about the changes. She took her duties as a source seriously:

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I hope Adrian Grenier is very happy.



Off My Chest/Unpopular Opinion (ahem):

I have no interest in going to Burning Man ever ever ever ever ever ever. Nothing you can say to me will make me interested, and whenever I think I couldn’t possibly be any less interested, someone proselytizes to me about how great it is and how I should totally go next year (or when, in one case, a band mate tried to pressure us all into attending at our own expense), I’m miraculously even less interested than I was before.

If everyone else wants to rail glitter and dress up in tasteless costumes and inject questionable drugs into their eyeballs and listen to shitty EDM and make pointless steampunk installations and do anarcho-syndicalist “artist community” role play with people who have day jobs in IT, or whatever, all the while dealing with extreme desert conditions (this is just what I’m gathering it’s like based on things people have told me, burner parties I’ve been to and photos I’ve seen)...That’s cool, knock yourselves out. Just don’t try to sell me on it.

[Disclaimer: yes, I do express this opinion in person, albeit in more toned-down and less judgey language.]

Thank you.