Future graduation speakers should take note of the format Conan O'Brien used when speaking to this year's Dartmouth grads: 20 minutes of stand up with life lessons buried so deep that you almost don't notice them. Highlights include Conan acknowledging fictitious graduates Meredith Grey, Pete Campbell, and Michael Corleone, then revealing that Dartmouth President Jim Yong Kim also goes by the mysterious nickname "Stinky Pete."

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