Today we stepped into Gloria Allred's faux courtroom to hear the case of three popular girls accused of throwing a piss-filled balloon at their frenemy. ToteMcGotes says:

It's pretty disgusting to see these young ladies piddle away their youth with barely watered down aggression. I hope after this they'll realize that when you take the piss out of someone, just so they'll be your friend, urine for a shock that the consequences might make a big splash, legally speaking. They also need to realize that the number one rule for friendship is respect.

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