Comment Of The Day: The GOP Has Big Plans For Your Uterus

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Today we learned House Republicans are up to their old tricks again, so you should brace your nether regions for some oppressive legislation. physicsgirl says:

Ladies and Gentlemen, once again, a round of applause for the GOP! They have managed to make government SO SMALL that it fits neatly into your uterus!

MsAvignon adds:

Hey, let's be fair! Let Women Die is merely the absolutely-only-use-in-case-of-emergency step to be taken if the these GOP plans aren't successful:

Keep Women Uninformed About Human Sexuality
Let Women Remain Virgins Until Marriage
Let Women Go Back To The Kitchen
Let Men Keep Doing What They've Been Doing For The Last Few Millennia*

See? Let Women Die is merely Plan D.

*Includes provisions: Such as, Assaulting and Killing Women With Little or No Consequences

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DISCUSSION

I'm very impressed. You both MOST DEFINITELY earned your #COTD's today for they stemmed from an article whose subject matter was a complete and utter downer. I don't know how you two did it but you succeeded in giving many of us a few laughs despite a possibly dire scenario down the pipeline. Congrats!