Comment Of The Day: Ryan Gosling Can Make Chuck Norris Cry

Hey, girl. Did you know that when police see a street fight they yell, “Somebody call Ryan Gosling?” radiantflux explains:

It is official, Chuck Norris needs to sit down and we can start telling REAL FACTS about Ryan Gosling aka real life hero.

Ryan Gosling makes time wait.
Ryan Gosling won American Idol using only sign language.
When Ryan Gosling plays Pacman the ghosts stay in their box.
There used to be a street named Ryan Gosling but they had to change it’s name because no one crosses Ryan Gosling and lives.
Ryan Gosling finished the Never Ending Story.
Ryan Gosling can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Ryan Gosling stories.

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