Comment Of The Day: Improve Penis Health While Ridding The World Of Dicks

Today we learned heart health can improve erectile function. spezek suspects this may apply to other healthy habits as well:

Doctors should just lie and say that everything positive improves one’s dick. Then the world would change.
Vegetables? Makes your dick strong like Popeye.
Excersize? Makes your dick last longer.
Feminism? Makes your dick, like, twice as dicky.
Putting the seat down? Makes your dick smell like cookies.
The world could be so much better…

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