Comment Of The Day: Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife, And Hide Your Love Seat

Dominique Strauss-Kahn may have done something sketchy with some female sex workers? You don’t say! Seize wonders:

Seriously, what is it like to stand in the same room as this guy? Does he just sidle up to innocent pieces of furniture and unzip his pants?

Ari Schwartz: Dark Lord of the Snark responds:

That furniture wasn’t completely covered in fabric. It was practically asking for it. Besides, with a name like “love seat,” you know it’s super slutty.

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