Esmerelda Foofypants explains what Connecticut's GOP Senate candidate Linda McMahon was actually talking about when she said women should have access to the morning after pill in cases of "emergency rape.":

I think she meant Emergen-C rape, which is when you forcibly hold down a sick person and make them drink a fizzy beverage full of vitamin supplements against their will.

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