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Comfortably Numb: Throat Spray For Better BJs

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Speaking of dicks, we were just thinking about how we could use some help swallowing as much peen as possible. Now there's this spray to numb our throats. Look out, Easter Sunday, here we cum. [Random Good Stuff]

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My question is at what point do you whip out the spray. Like, things get all hot and heavy and you're all "Hold on a sec! *spritz spritz* Good to go!"

I think it'd be a good sign that you're getting horny. Like, go out to dinner. Have a great time, he says something great half-way through the meal and then, not breaking eye contact, you reach into your bag and spritz. Awesome.