Once you've successfully mastered the art of explaining Coco to your Mom, you can move on to trying to explain this: her new single, "Shoe Freak." In this one-minute snippet, Coco sings a seemingly endless list of her favorite footwear designers over a thumpin' club background, which we suppose is kind of helpful if you didn't already know how to pronounce Ferragamo and Miu Miu.
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In what way exactly is this a "song"?
Also, Coco, honey - heels are not floss. Your dentist is rich enough already, you don't need to put his future grandkids through college.