Coco Is Worried About What Birth Will Do to Her Teeny Tiny Vagina

As the due date for her baby with Ice T approaches, Nicole “Coco” Austin has a lot on her mind. Most pressing: What childbirth will do to her poor lil vagina.

“If I could avoid actually giving birth, I’d probably have like five children,” she tells inTouch.

“This makes people laugh, but I’m very petite down there. I’m prepared for pain, I just don’t want to go through all the dramatics of ripping.”

FAIR ENOUGH, Coco. You take care of yourself and your petite vagina, okay?

[inTouch]

Speaking of babes, married hot people Tom Hardy and Charlotte Riley are having a kid! According to People, the pair “arrived to the London premiere of Legend on Thursday with a debut of their own: The singer and actress’ budding baby belly.” Hardy and Riley met on the set of 2009’s Wuthering Heights and got married last year.

Now watch this video of Hardy rapping with his first son Louis because it will make you feel good:

[People]

• Katie Holmes is having a great time. [Just Jared]
• This Duggar can’t wait to not be a Duggar anymore. [People]
• I don’t know who these people are, but they’re engaged! [Gossip Cop]
• Rita Ora thought her ex Calvin Harris “had [her] back.” [ONTD]
• You know who’s not a fan of superhero franchises? Emma Thompson. [E! News]
• Watch that Tom Hardy video again.

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