Christina Aguilera Is NOT Happy About Those Leaked Photos

To hear Xtina’s people tell it, Someone Will Pay for leaking nudie shots to the web.

• Says Christina’s flack, “The photos of Christina Aguilera being leaked to the press were illegally obtained by a hacker who tapped into Christina’s personal stylist’s account. The photos were taken in the privacy of Ms. Aguilera’s home and were used only in a personal exchange between the star and her stylist. We are attempting to determine the identity of the hackers and will pursue them aggressively. Their conduct is reprehensible.” [People]
• Also, her husband refuses to move out. Awkward! [Perez Hilton]
• Another day, another accusation of Danielle Staub’s mendacity! This time, ex-husband Kevin Maher is claiming publisher Simon and Schuster knowingly printed falsehoods in Staub’s forthcoming, “The Naked Truth.” On the other hand, we’re sure Danielle fully believes every word in the book. [TMZ]
• Apparently Barbara Walters is all up in Justin Bieber’s business. [Perez Hilton]
• On New Year’s Eve, Snooki is going to drop down in her own ball — we don’t know whether it’ll be in competition with the main one, or earlier in the evening. [Yahoo]
• Blake Lively and Ryan Gosling had dinner after the Blue Valentine premiere! [LaineyGossip]
• In obligatory Kardashian non-news, Halle Berry may or may not have sabotaged Kim’s relationship with her ex Gabriel Aubry. And Kim did not need that kind of drama in her life. [E]
• Also in breakups, Jenny McCarthy and Jason Toohey are splitsville. “It’s true,” says a rep. [PopEater]
• Speaking of Halle, she’s in awe of Helen Mirren’s physique, which she calls “hot as hell.” Says Ms. Berry, “I don’t remember where I was, but I was somewhere, and somebody brought me a picture of Helen Mirren in a bikini on the beach. And I was like, there’s no way. I studied it. I stared at it, flipped it over, upside down, looked through it. I was like, hold it a minute-how is that possible?!” [E]
• Taylor Swift looks very airbrushed indeed in her new CoverGirl ads. [JustJared]
• When Taylor was young and foolish, she considered it “OK to put black eye shadow all the way from your lash to your eyebrow.” The folly of youth! [E]
• Britney Spears was spotted Christmas shopping at Wal-Mart. Or, at any rate, “checking out mini Christmas trees and kids’ clothes.” [PopSugar]
• We kind of liked Joanna Garcia in the objectively ridiculous Privileged, and so are psyched for her upcoming wedding to Yankee Nick Swisher. I mean, not psyched, but moderately interested to know she’ll be sporting Monique Lhuilier. [US]
• Willow Smith will be touring with Bieber. She is psyched. [Perez Hilton]
• Jennifer Hudson’s son is completely adorable. [PopSugar]
• Johnny Depp says all is not a bed of roses Chez Jolie-Pitt. Their bulldog “reeks, he absolutely stinks!” [PopSugar]