In today's Tweet Beat, Chris Brown is shouting at the world, Gaga has a hangover, and Vincent Gallo really, really wants some maple syrup.
I got 30 cars... whole lotta dancers... i take em everywhere... im mc hammer!!!! RICK ROSSless than a minute ago via web
Chris Brown
chrisbrown
just got of the phone wit mel gibson about re makin the movie "ROOTS" he said it was a good idealless than a minute ago via web
juicy j
therealjuicyj
Today I've had my teeth scraped by a dentist and been scolded by twattybugs who thought I was tweeting & driving. #betterthanbeingmelgibsonless than a minute ago via mobile web
Craig Ferguson
CraigyFerg
A day at the clearport while my plane is getting new Carpet. Therapeutic indeed http://yfrog.com/0oif8sjless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone
Ludacris
Ludacris
Going w @ladystarlightny (and a hangover) to kick our own asses in rocknroll power yoga, can I wear my cowboy boots? LET'S GET HOT!less than a minute ago via OpenBeak
Lady Gaga
ladygaga
Why cant tabloids can't get anything right? Even the DUMBEST stuffless than a minute ago via UberTwitter
Kristin Cavallari
KristinCav
i was thinking of some other great casting choices i want to see. MEL GIBSON in YENTL.less than a minute ago via web
Rob Thomas
ThisIsRobThomas
lindsay lohan in the remake of WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE.less than a minute ago via web
Rob Thomas
ThisIsRobThomas
o.k. i'm not talking shit about kristen stewart. just not a fan. not like she would give a shit.less than a minute ago via web
Rob Thomas
ThisIsRobThomas
Today was a REALLY shitty day to run out of maple syrup. REALLY shitty day.less than a minute ago via Tweetie for Mac
Vincent Gallo
vincent_gallo
Let's see if Twitter is actually good for anything: Followers! BRING ME MAPLE SYRUP!!!less than a minute ago via Tweetie for Mac
Vincent Gallo
vincent_gallo
THIS IS A PROMISE! If you find me and have maple syrup we can take a photo together. Also; I will sign your maple syrup.less than a minute ago via Tweetie for Mac
Vincent Gallo
vincent_gallo
DISCUSSION
It seems like no one else knows this so I'll clarify: Chris Brown is reciting lyrics from the rap song entitled "MC Hammer" by Miami rapper Rick Ross whose album was released today in stores.
Now back to Jezebel's regular obsession over every breath Chris Brown takes.