Chris Brown Is Untouchable; Rob Thomas Isn't Talking Shit About Kristen Stewart

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In today's Tweet Beat, Chris Brown is shouting at the world, Gaga has a hangover, and Vincent Gallo really, really wants some maple syrup.

I got 30 cars... whole lotta dancers... i take em everywhere... im mc hammer!!!! RICK ROSSless than a minute ago via web

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Chris Brown
chrisbrown

just got of the phone wit mel gibson about re makin the movie "ROOTS" he said it was a good idealless than a minute ago via web

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juicy j
therealjuicyj

Today I've had my teeth scraped by a dentist and been scolded by twattybugs who thought I was tweeting & driving. #betterthanbeingmelgibsonless than a minute ago via mobile web

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Craig Ferguson
CraigyFerg

A day at the clearport while my plane is getting new Carpet. Therapeutic indeed http://yfrog.com/0oif8sjless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

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Ludacris
Ludacris

Going w @ladystarlightny (and a hangover) to kick our own asses in rocknroll power yoga, can I wear my cowboy boots? LET'S GET HOT!less than a minute ago via OpenBeak

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Lady Gaga
ladygaga

Why cant tabloids can't get anything right? Even the DUMBEST stuffless than a minute ago via UberTwitter

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Kristin Cavallari
KristinCav

i was thinking of some other great casting choices i want to see. MEL GIBSON in YENTL.less than a minute ago via web

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Rob Thomas
ThisIsRobThomas

lindsay lohan in the remake of WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE.less than a minute ago via web

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Rob Thomas
ThisIsRobThomas

o.k. i'm not talking shit about kristen stewart. just not a fan. not like she would give a shit.less than a minute ago via web

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Rob Thomas
ThisIsRobThomas

Today was a REALLY shitty day to run out of maple syrup. REALLY shitty day.less than a minute ago via Tweetie for Mac

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Vincent Gallo
vincent_gallo

Let's see if Twitter is actually good for anything: Followers! BRING ME MAPLE SYRUP!!!less than a minute ago via Tweetie for Mac

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Vincent Gallo
vincent_gallo

THIS IS A PROMISE! If you find me and have maple syrup we can take a photo together. Also; I will sign your maple syrup.less than a minute ago via Tweetie for Mac

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Vincent Gallo
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flowbee
FlowbeeBryant

It seems like no one else knows this so I'll clarify: Chris Brown is reciting lyrics from the rap song entitled "MC Hammer" by Miami rapper Rick Ross whose album was released today in stores.

Now back to Jezebel's regular obsession over every breath Chris Brown takes.