Chipotle Responds to Allegations Their Food Nearly Killed Supergirl Star Jeremy Jordan

After falling so ill Thursday night that he “almost died,” Supergirl star Jeremy Jordan recorded a series of Instagram stories from his hospital bed blaming his battle with food poisoning on a meal from Chipotle. “I know I’ve advocated for them in the past,” Jordan said, “but they’re terrible.”

Jordan added:

“I just want to thank my wife for being amazing and talking me off the ledge when I was on the phone about to die and Chris Wood for holding my hair back metaphorically.”

After making several headlines for his hellish, fast-casual-fueled ordeal, Chipotle released a statement urging Jordan (and the rest of America) not to put two and two together. It reads (bold mine):

“We are sorry to hear that Jeremy is sick and have attempted to get in touch with him directly regarding where and when he ate so we can look into this. We take all claims seriously, but at this time we can’t confirm any link to Chipotle. We are always committed to making things right for our guests and will do the same for Jeremy when we are able to reach him.”

While you decide whether or not you believe that Chipotle caused his near death experience, here’s a video of Jeremy Jordan singing about his [former] love for Chipotle back in 2014:

Jordan’s love for Chipotle shattered the moment his life was threatened. If only he had the loyalty of Jia Tolentino.

[People]

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[People]

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[TMZ]

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