Update 10/29 2:06PM: Chastidy Garner Valentine has won Halloween. See below.
Last night was the Saturday before Halloween, the one night of the year that all hell breaks loose on public transportation and 8 million drunk people pile on top of each other at the same time, but also the night celebrities go to parties and post their costumes! They don’t get puked on because they have chauffeurs.
Here’s the slideshow. They brought the classic fuck-me Hermione and chesty racetrack looks; Kim Kardashian is bringing endless prep and costume footage to the table (Kourtney’s around, but she always gets pants for these things); many cats were omitted; pizza is still trending; and drag queens rule the night, as they do.
The White House also dressed up but frankly didn’t plan that far ahead and slapped together whatever was left at Party City, but it promises to have a fog machine come Monday.