Celebrate International Women's Day by Sleeping Inside This Giant Furry Vagina

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On Thursday, Eater posted about this couch-cum-bed-cum-body bag, comparing it to a “taco,” “burrito,” and “burger in a bun.” Eater probably thought, “This is good content for us because we write about food.” They were wrong, because the thing is actually a vagina, and that is what Jezebel writes about, and also back off.

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Italian designers Oradaria Design created the so-called “Blandito,” and say it took “a fabric stockist, a do-it-yourself shop, an ironmongery, a sewing machine, a hammer, 2 sprays, a garden hose, 2 foam sheets, 20 eyelets, 8 kg of polyester staple fiber, 4 tapestry wooden balls, 2 m of elastic cord, a lot of patience, fantasy, enthusiasm, and sleepless nights.”

“What about the beans and cheese though?” Eater asks, like a real idiot. What about the two X chromosomes, I ask, because those are grade A labia.

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Here’s some proof, from the product’s manufacturers:

Illustration for article titled Celebrate International Womens Day by Sleeping Inside This Giant Furry Vagina

Okay.

Illustration for article titled Celebrate International Womens Day by Sleeping Inside This Giant Furry Vagina
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Stick a tampon in that because you’ve got yourself a giant puss.

Here are more thoughts:

Illustration for article titled Celebrate International Womens Day by Sleeping Inside This Giant Furry Vagina
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Illustration for article titled Celebrate International Womens Day by Sleeping Inside This Giant Furry Vagina

Now, watch this odd stop motion video:

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Happy women’s day.


Contact the author at joanna@jezebel.com.

Images via Oradaria Design.

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yog-shoggoth
yog-shoggoth

Just looking at the sleeping positions in that top photo...

I do not need to give my boyfriend another reason to sprawl all over me in his sleep. If I never have to whack the guy in the ribs again at two in the morning because he will not fucking roll over it will be too soon.