If there's one thing Queen Elizabeth loves, it's a corgi. And if there's one thing Queen Elizabeth doesn't love, it's the trip-and-fall hazard that happens when you're surrounded by a pack of corgis. Which is why, for the sake of keeping Britain safe and sound, she's said no mas.
"Her main fear is that if she fell and broke her arm or even a leg she would not be able to perform her duties for many weeks if not months, and that would upset her greatly," a senior courtier tells the Daily Express.
That's a corgi for you: always finding a way fuck with royal duties while being all, 'Who, me? I'm just a cute corgi doing corgi things.'
Meanwhile, royal corgis Willow and Holly will get to stick around Buckingham Palace like a couple of high-flossin' bitches, happy to maintain their spots at the cool girls' lunch table.
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