This morning, when you woke up next to your schlub of a life partner, did you take a deep breath and sigh, yearning for the days when he didn’t take you for goddamn granted? Candace Bushnell did!
Well, maybe she didn’t: as the New York Post points out, Bushnell is currently single. But she might have woken up in her bed alone and thought something along the lines of what she reportedly told Porter magazine (an interview which is sadly not available online) about the state of sex today: