Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force

Illustration for article titled Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force

Remember Jessica Alba's heavily Photoshopped Campari ads? There are more where that came from, and Eva Mendes and Salma Hayek are in some bizarre scenarios.

Advertisement
Illustration for article titled Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force

Not that Jessica Alba's digitally whittled waist isn't bizarre: It is.

Illustration for article titled Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force

Eva Mendes' series of photographs appear to be fairy-tale themed; she's the Queen of Hearts…

Illustration for article titled Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force
Advertisement

…she's Puss in Boots,

Illustration for article titled Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force
Advertisement

she's Little Red Riding Hood,

Illustration for article titled Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force
Advertisement

she's a mermaid,

Illustration for article titled Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force
Advertisement

she's Cinderella with the glass s(l)ippper.

Illustration for article titled Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force
Advertisement

Here she is as someone whose arms and bustline have been photoshopped beyond recognition.

Illustration for article titled Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force
Advertisement

And what the hell is this??? Beauty and the Beast Who Drew Blood? Does knowing that this woman was attacked by a mythical monster make you want to want to buy Campari?

Illustration for article titled Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force
Advertisement


Salma Hayek's photographs involve diamonds and men, and she mostly looks like she is having fun.

Illustration for article titled Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force
Advertisement

Except when she looks worried.

Illustration for article titled Campari's Calendars: Fairy Tales & Tales Of Force
Advertisement

And except for this part where some faceless dudes with booze are forcing this woman into an elevator. The tipster who sent these images to us used the words "gang rape." While that is not entirely clear, you do not, from this image alone, get the idea that this woman is safe, in control, or comfortable. In a way, the ad works, though: We could use a drink. But it sure as hell won't be Campari.


Campari Calendars [Foto Decadent]

DISCUSSION

fridge-hussy--a-hussy-re--fri-old
Fridge Hussy: A Hussy Re: Fridges!

That is the weirdest interpretation of The little Matchstick Girl I've ever seen!