Britney Spears and Jason Trawick Decide to Not Be Photographed Together Anymore

By Doug Barry  |  January 12, 2013 | 1:00am
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Almost exactly a year after getting engaged to have their likenesses marizpanned and planted into the top of a wedding cake, Britney Spears and Jason Trawick have decided not to do that anymore. Though the split is reportedly amicable, there is still the sticky matter of Trawick being Spears’s co-conservator, a post that he will most likely be removed from by the end of the day. It’s also interesting to note that Spears has switched agencies (to CAA), which tells TMZ that her romantical/business partnership with Trawick is no longer a necessary legal entanglement. [TMZ]

Brian Williams visits the set of Girls so often to watch his daughter Allison pretend to have sex (or not) with diminutive New York artists that Lena Dunham joked about having a camera set up to catch all of Papa Bear Williams’s squeamish paternal reactions: “We always make jokes about how when there’s a sex scene with Allison we want to have like a BriWi-cam, like just like a camera on his face where we can register it all.” [News Busters]

TMZ found an audio clip of Lindsay Lohan telling Canyons co-star James Deen, “Do your fucking job!” like a bossypants. Deen, meanwhile, says that Lindz only became so irate with him because he gave her a flip answer about why he took a starring role in The Canyons:

Hours before the rant she asked why I was doing this movie and I said ‘For fun.’ I meant for personal experience and enjoyment of working on a Bret Easton Ellis movie. I don’t think she understood my intention behind saying ‘for fun’ and thought it meant that I wasn’t going to try.

James Deen will, like, try or whatever, but he probably won’t try that hard because acting is easy. U mad, Lindsay???? [TMZ]

So now that it’s just Britney, are you ready for the Britney Spears Experience to hit Las Vegas? Well, you better get ready because a wild rumor has been greased up and set loose on the internet that one of the Caesars properties is trying to woo Britney to put on a “Celine-type show,” which will then run for eternity. I know what you’re thinking: not even Britney’s show can run for fucking eternity. Then again, good authors, too, who once knew better words now only use four-letter words writing prose, so I guess anything goes. [TMZ]

Evan Rachel Wood and Jamie Bell will be having a baby. Well, Evan Rachel Wood will be having the baby while Jamie Bell watches, but still, the baby’s conception was probably a team effort and you can’t spell “team” with an “e” AND an “a,” which are two of the key vowels in “penis” and “vagina,” respectively. [People]

  • Just as it was with Elaine’s almost-doctor boyfriend, it’s always been a dream of Jennifer Lawrence‘s to dump whomever she was dating when she won her first Academy Award and find someone better. So, in the thick of awards season, she’s broken up with boyfriend Nick Hoult, which is pretty much like daring the Academy not to vote for her. [In Touch]
  • This is 9-year-old Quvenzhané Wallis, the youngest-ever Oscar nominee, breaking it down at the Critic’s Choice Awards and filling your Friday with smiles. [NY Mag]
  • No, former Blockbuster employee Quentin Tarantino will most certainly not answer your question about how violence in movies affects violence in real-life. He’s answered it, like, a million times already. He’d much rather tell you why should rent Flashdance instead of Dirty Dancing. [LA Times]
  • Prosecutors in Texas have finally recovered the Randy Travis blood samples that were lost in an August vampire raid, and are ready to charge the country crooner with a DWI. [E!]
  • The New York Post caught newly-funemployed Regis Philbin shuffling aimlessly around his living room wearing nothing but tube socks and an open bathrobe, and asked him if, now that Meredith Vieira is quitting Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, he’d like to have his old game show gig back. Philbin merely stared out of his dead eyes, sighed, and answered, “Maaaaaaaybe.” [NY Post]
  • “Boys will be boys!!! Cause they can’t be men,” Rihanna‘s Twitter intern wrote about Chris Brown. However, for the sake of a lively argument, let us offer this rebuttal: Boyz II Men. [Twitter]
  • People are taking sides in the Osbourne and Gaga War. You’d better grab a sharpened opinion and jump into the fray before peace is declared and you look ridiculous for not enlisting. [MTV]
  • Here is what looks like a photo of Ben Affleck feeding Bradley Cooper an invisible sour cream and onion chip with lots of dip *wink wink*. [E!]
  • Uggggh, paparazzi! Isn’t that right, Cory Montieth? (Cory Montieth says yes, that is quite correct. He also wants to know if anyone would like to come play croquet on his front lawn this Saturday. He’s making lemonade…) [E!]
  • Demi Lovato is a Spartan war queen. Er, no, she’s actually a fan of the Michigan Spartans. Wait, okay — she’s living in spartan conditions at a sober living facility, because drugs or whatever. [TMZ]
  • “The thing is that ever since I was a little girl, I LOVED dressing up, and somewhere along the way I made a promise to myself to always dress in clothes I like!” That was Dita Von Teese on keeping promises. [XO Jane]
  • Here is a fashionable and famous porcupine named Teddy eating corn and making adorable “eeep!” noises. Shall we kidnap him? [Boing Boing]

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