Britney Likes Her Instagram as Much as You Do

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Britney Jean Spears released her new Kim Kardashian: Hollywood-like mobile game this week, entitled Britney Spears: American Dream. Though I have not yet downloaded it, I can see myself playing for 20-30 minutes before ultimately forgetting that it’s on my phone.

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The Cut’s Allie Jones, however, has played the game (“too much” she told me in a tweet), and recently sat down with Spears for a lengthy interview about—oh wait, no. Jones conducted a phone interview with Br—that’s wrong, too. Jones sent Spears’s publicist “a variety of questions” and later received “an edited list of questions along with Britney’s answers.” Yes. That’s more like it.

Below are the three most important things we learned from her responses:

  1. 15 years from now, she sees herself “being a mom and spending time with friends and family.”
  2. Her favorite drink at Starbucks is “Passion Tango Herbal Tea.”
  3. The only app she loves (other than her game) is Instagram.

Below are my responses to her responses:

  1. Same.
  2. I’ve never had it, but now I’m intrigued.
  3. Same.

Image via Glu Games.

Staff Writer, Jezebel | Man

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I am not going to play this game so I’m just going to assume that you’re an assassin hired to kill crazy Britney Spears but she’s really hard to locate because sometimes she runs, sometimes she hides. So you have to get lucky to find her. and its like a toxic waste of time. But eventually even though she’s overprotected, your character gets a bunch of coins and gets stronger. And you can shoot her, but she never dies on the first try. She keeps jumping up and screaming “hit me baby. One more time!” Until you pay like a bunch of money to the app cause you’re a slave 4 app technology. So lame.