- Bristol Palin has revealed someone aside from the Tea Partiers had a stake in the outcome of DTWS. She says she survived by, “Praying all the time and just relying on God and knowing that He is on our side.”
- Mark Ballas‘ final thoughts weren’t quite so pious. He said, “We’re getting on the private jet with the rest of the couples and we’re going to have a party. We’re going to put ‘Tootsee Roll’ on the plane and be like, ‘Tootsee Roll! Tootsee Roll!'” [People]
- In court testimony Fantasia Barrino said she aborter her married lover Antwaun Cook’s baby shortly before her suicide attempt. [Radar]
- Police want to interview Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen about the night he destroyed his hotel room. [E!]
- DMX was denied bail today, so he’ll stay in jail on charges that he violated his probation by using Oxycontin. [Reuters]
- Did you know Beyonce has a tattoo of the Roman numeral IV on her ring finger?[E!]
- Looks like Heidi Montag is gearing up to sue her late plastic surgeon’s estate. She’s leaked emails in which he pushes his services on her. [Radar]
- Oprah‘s ratings were up this month, no doubt due to her interviews with George W. Bush, the Jackson kids, and her favorite things shows. [Zap2It]
- Butch Patrick, who played Eddie Munster, checked out of rehab two weeks ago, and nearly died of an overdose days later. [E!]
- You can stop holding your breath: Paul Hogan has been cleared of tax fraud. [E!]
- Prince William and Kate Middleton will be inviting some commoners to their wedding, but not your or me, so who cares? [People]
- This joint interview with David Duchovney and Gillian Anderson is reawakening the X-Files fangirl in me. [N.Y. Mag]
- I leave you with this preview clip of Glee‘s Darren Criss managing to make Train’s “Hey, Soul Sister” less heinous. [ONTD]