The Lord of the Rings movies begin with a prophecy, of sorts: “The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.” Obviously, Galadriel refereed to the doom that awaited Middle-Earth. But it could have easily been applied to the cultural shift that happened yesterday when JoJo Siwa removed the radioactively bedazzled bow from her long-suffering scalp.
In a new TikTok, the asbestos-ridden makeup entrepreneur and master of the universe—at least, according to Jezebel—lip-syncs to Tiagz’s “Float on the Sound” as various “identities” of hers appears. The rainbow jumpsuit is there, as is the glittery bomber jacket, stuffed animal vest, and “at-home” black sequined hoodie. Eventually, though, the beat drops, and Siwa is seen dressed like the rest of us, hair free-flowing and unburdened by her typical hair bow.
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