Boobs And Harlequin Costumes On The Red Carpet

So, after a blitz of round-the-world openings, Inception finally had its official, big-deal Hollywood premiere at the famed Grauman's Chinese Theatre. And yes, Ellen Page et al still looked nifty. And then there was the Breast Dress...

First of all, how's about a little Hump Day cute? Claire Geare, Jonathan Geare and Taylor Geare have officially made my day.

AnnaLynne McCord continues in her quest to be the Lisa Rinna of her generation. There are worse goals.

Did I mention that Joseph Gordon-Levitt was in a bowtie and hobo shoes, like he was about to break into "We're a Couple of Swells?" Because he was.

I love that a fabrication I've come to associate more with Eileen Fisher formalwear, here looks totally fresh.

Danica McKellar, and guest, in jersey florals.

The Lee-Hounsous, looking pleased with the world, slightly uncomfy in skin-tight silk.

Carrie-Ann Moss does the whole 90s "I'm-still-me-even-dressed-up!" thing.

Did I mention that Phoebe Price was there? In a fedora and a harlequin doll costume? Because she totally was.

I believe I promised cleavage? Erica Rose.

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