Blake Shelton's Alleged Mistress Cady Groves Is Popping Off on Twitter

Illustration for article titled Blake Shelton's Alleged Mistress Cady Groves Is Popping Off on Twitter

Following Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton’s divorce announcement, musician Cady Groves—who allegedly had a month-long affair with Shelton a few years ago—has taken to Twitter to air out her pain and heartache about an unnamed person who rejected her love. Good timing!

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Is it?

No, I guess not.

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Uhhhh.

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Meanwhile, Blake broke his Twitter silence with a tweet about getting drunk.

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Honest question: Who are these people?

[Radar]


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But not all public outpouring of love is bad! Proof: Lorde wrote a nice birthday message for her boyfriend James Lowe on Instagram and it didn’t make me barf. “Happy birthday to this one, my actual sunshine,” she wrote. [POPSUGAR]


Illustration for article titled Blake Shelton's Alleged Mistress Cady Groves Is Popping Off on Twitter
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Is Nick Jonas going to try to date his ex Selena Gomez now that they’re both single again? Nah! They’re just bumpin’ into each other (‘s uglies ;) )! “We kind of ran into each other a couple of weeks ago, like walking in Venice. We were both with separate groups of friends, and we ran into each other,” Nick says, addressing a run-in that I wasn’t aware of. “It was nice to connect and just catch up. I’ll leave it there!” OOOOOOH. (Another honest question: Who are these people? [E! Online]


  • Ciara and Russell Wilson: Still not fucking! [Page Six]
  • Zayn Malik was spotted at an LA recording studio. [ONTD]
  • Kelly Clarkson, just another player in your game for two, covered ‘N Sync’s “Bye Bye Bye.” [US Weekly]
  • Miley Cyrus is waxing off her armpit hair, which seems unnecessarily painful to me. [Hollywood Life]
  • ACCIO BONERZZZZZ: Neville Longbottom (Matthew Lewis) just popped his top off for you. [E! Online]
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DISCUSSION

carmencarmencarmen
Carmen Carmen Carmen

Cady’s tweets remind me of the obnoxiously vague and fatalistic status updates that certain friends post of Facebook and then refuse to explain.