Big Hats, Small Hats, Weird Hats, Cool Hats: Charles Is Crowned King

What sort of secrets is she hiding in those sleeves? Also, love the headband—I had a similar one from Wet Seal in 2004!

This look is very “head mistress at a school your stepmom sends you away to.” Underwhelming to me, though I do like the matching collar jewels and earrings.

Our number one horse girl, Anne! Happy for her that she got to ride some horses today. I imagine that made her much happier than hanging out with her weird brother. (Lots of people noted that her big feather blocked Harry’s face during the ceremony, so make of that silliness what you will, I guess.)

A gown fit for the Met Gala! I love the dark rimmed sunglasses and bright red purse with the matching shoes. Nice to see an outfit with some volume, too!

I find myself craving a slab of butter on toast looking at this outfit. Delicious. I mean, lovely. Deliciously lovely.

My good girl Liz!! I absolutely love the blood orange schema she is rocking. Liz’s reappearance is like when a major guest role from a past season is reprised and you’re like, “Wait, I totally forgot about her.”

Looking regal and elegant! Of course, dying to know what is in Queen Suthida’s little box.

Queen Anne Marie, Crown Prince Pavlos and Crown Princess Marie Chantal of Greece don’t look particularly happy to be in rainy-ass England. I imagine they left a sunny Greek isle to be here and are rightfully upset. Interesting choice for the princess to have a faux-book pocketbook of “In Search of Lost Time.”

Fuchsia sash! I don’t know what it means, and hopefully it doesn’t mean something horrific, but it is pretty! The trim and bow on the end of it look like pasta! Yum! Mathilde looks just peachy! Why do I want to eat all these people!

What a neckline! I could swim in it! And this fascinator is fun, too, though it sort of looks like a swan has made its way through a jet turbine.

Lovely! I especially like the socks and sandal moment Princess Kiko is committing to. Most comfortable footwear at the coronation no doubt.

This is a hot evil couple. I don’t actually know if they are evil (though being a king and queen gives you a leg up in the evil races) but they look like they cackle over the downfall of their enemies while swirling tempranillo.

Sam looks like she snagged that dress off of Boden’s website last week. David’s lime green tie is a nice attempt to be whimsical.

Princess Charlene come through!!!! The pearl buttons, the soft peach, the frosted tips pixie cut. There’s one real woman in this town, and it is Princess Charlene.

Our girl is out here looking like a damn plastic bag. The hem on this is horrific? The gloves are way too big? And the peplum on the top feels scrunched up? This is not how an American Idol judge ought to dress when representing our country!

Looking good, eh? Absolutely dull and acceptable outfits from these two. I would expect nothing more from Canada’s best.

Loooove the all-coordinating golden yellow from Queen Azizah! King Abdullah looks sharp, but again, I couldn’t tell you what a single one of those little badges means. But good for him!

Can’t say these two look like the world’s most relaxed people. The tiny pillbox hat looks like she’d be a very severe airline stewardess. Get back in your seat! No pretzels for you!

Mary Poppins chic! Honestly sort of shocked to see a luxury brand name at the coronation (on her shoes). It feels...wrong? But Lady Helen Taylor seems like a lady who plays by her own rules!

My favorite royal couple that has a Youtube show!! Zara is Princess Anne’s daughter and her husband Mike has a vlog called “Mike Drop.” No notes.

Louise is channeling a lovely English garden in full bloom! It also looks like there is a little crab claw at the bottom of her earrings, which adds to the mystique.