DOOOOOOOD, you really can’t just go around slappin’ nonconsensual buns, and you especially can’t just go around slappin’ nonconsensual Beyonce buns, because Beyonce buns have highly paid 24-hour bun-guards who will haul your ass to Danish butt-jail! So DO NOT DO IT. But anyway, someone did it.
Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman talk about the early days of their romance and their most memorable dates.
Pop singer Beyoncé was slapped on the butt by a male fan during her show in Copenhagen on Monday, shocking the celebrity so much that she stopped performang and told the man she would have him escorted out.
Beyoncé was singing “Irreplacable” as she walked by the stage’s edge touching fans’ hands, when one of them suddenly swatted her.
“I will have you escorted out of here,” she said sternly. “Alright?”
Ugh, watch the video. What a creepy entitled prick. HEY, EVERYONE. DON’T TOUCH STRANGERS’ BUNS UNLESS THEY TELL YOU TO. FULL STOP. [RawStory]
Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman talk about the early days of their romance and their most memorable dates.
Mullally: We had a lot of coyotes around us early on. I don’t know what that was all about but it seemed like some kind of good omen. We’d be making out on the street at two in the morning and we’d look up and there’d be a giant coyote staring at us.
Offerman: It’s worth mentioning this would be downtown L.A., where we met doing a play.
Mullally: Well, yeah that’s true. It happened around Tamarind, where the UCB theater is now, and it also happened in a park off of Coldwater in Beverly Hills.
Offerman: The Coldwater one was crazy because I was sincerely going down on Megan —
Mullally: This is true.
Offerman: And she was laying down in the traditional position to receive those pleasures and I looked up and ten feet above her head was a coyote sitting there in repose and we nodded at one another and then it sagely walked off into the brush.
If they ever break up I’m going to bury myself in the earth and not emerge for 17 years. [Vulture]