Ugh, come oooooooonnn...are you really going to be like that? All you have to do is stay up until 12 and it'll be all good. Just stay up a little more. What are you doing? No..don't fall asleep. Stay awake! Stay awake, goddamn you!
[The entirety of this post was taken verbatim from conversations I have with my partner every year. Happy last squee of the year!]
H/T: Tastefully Offensive