Now that all that election nonsense has been settled, this week's issue of Bloomberg Businessweek "reports on the road ahead" for President Obama โ€” which, judging from the cover, involves aging 25 years over the course of the next four. Obviously Barack's going to get a few more gray hairs (the past four years have taken their toll, understandably, not that we give a shit), but this is a tad extreme โ€” thought I admit it makes for a pretty compelling magazine cover.

As a special bonus "ack," the magazine's website also revealed the cover they'd prepared in case of a Romney victory. Thankfully that one will never, ever hit the newsstands.