Awful New York Times Obit for Rocket Scientist Rhapsodizes About Her Beef Stroganoff
LatestYvonne Brill, a rocket scientist who in the 70s invented a propulsion system to help keep satellites from straying out of their orbits like distracted puppies, died on Wednesday at the age of 88. Brill’s system became the industry standard for satellites, and her contribution to the rocket science racket proved so valuable that President Obama presented her with the National Medal of Technology and Innovation in 2011. If you were tasked with writing Brill’s obituary, then, you’d probably want to start with her litany of scientific innovations, wouldn’t you? Wrong! You’d rhapsodize about her beef stroganoff because even rocket scientist wives and mothers are still only as important as their best culinary accomplishments.
That was the logic of New York Times obit scribbler Douglas Martin, who made the unfortunate mistake in Brill’s Saturday obituary of starting of the litany of Brill’s achievements like this: