9/30/21Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker Are the Celebrity Couple of 2021 (Sorry Bennifer)Who needs reboots when you have something unexpected and new?
9/29/21The Bachelorette's Options Are No Better Than YoursGood luck and godspeed to these men and the one woman who has to date them
9/28/21Some Job Suggestions for the Soon-to-be-Broke U.S. GovernmentThe government's running out of money again. Maybe it could sell some panties on OnlyFans?
9/28/21Dancing With the Stars Survived a Week Without Cody RigsbyThe Cody watch continues even if we have to watch other people
9/27/21R. Kelly Is Guilty On All Nine Charges of RacketeeringThe R&B star will likely spend the rest of his life in prison
9/24/21 Kelly Clarkson Wants Everyone to Get Divorced for ChristmasChristmas starts in September, and it smells like divorce!
9/24/21Jennifer Coolidge Is a Freakin' Saint!!According to Melissa McCarthy, Coolidge helped her get her first big break
9/23/21Please Let Kim Kardashian Triumph In This Non-Existent Beef With Debra MessingDebating why Kim Kardashian is famous is boring! We all know why!
9/22/21Wow, Not Many Americans Want to See Roe v. Wade OverturnedIt turns out the vast majority of voters would appreciate having access to abortion
9/21/21What's Not to Love About Kourtney and Travis's Filthy, Nasty Love?Some people probably think it's gross, but I have to disagree
9/20/21The Unbearable Whiteness of the EmmysIt would appear awards shows are back to their worst habits
9/20/21Just Some Beautiful Gowns and Miscellaneous Gossip from the Emmy AwardsAwards shows are back, everyone's acting normal, what a thrill!
9/17/21Nicki Minaj Just Tried to Dox Two ReportersIt seems like she isn't very happy about what's going on?
9/17/21 Lil Nas X's Revolution Will Piss Off the Right PeopleThe unstoppable rapper/singer ramps up his gay agenda with "That's What I Want," and more new music this week
9/17/21Sure, Let Lizzo and Chris Evans Star In a Bodyguard RemakePeople love these two crazy kids, so live a little, Hollywood
9/16/21The D'Amelio Show Paints a Grim Picture of TikTok FameAs we learn more about the lives of two teens famous for doing very little, we begin to see that their stardom isn’t…
9/15/21Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Balls Are Causing an International RuckusIf this is what hell looks like, I guess we all deserve it!
9/13/21Here's How Every Famous Star Interpreted 'America' at the 2021 Met GalaFashion's biggest night is back and more jingoistic than ever, but it doesn't have to be this way
9/10/21 Kacey Musgraves Made a Divorce Album That Doesn't SuckAlso Ed Sheeran's doing something, and so is Halsey, and only the former is uninteresting!
9/10/21Oh, the Timeline of John Mulaney and Olivia Munn's Love Is a Bit Sketchy, You Say?Shocker! Knock me over with a feather! Surprise! Gasp!