Jun 25 201316/25/13Science Gives Us Great (and Obvious) Excuses For Sweaty Summer SexKristine Gutierrez31Is "summer love" a real thing? LiveScience wants to know. Different statistics and facts explain that it might be…
Jun 24 2013Save6/24/13Now You Can Have Sex in Monica Lewinsky's Old Clinton-Era ClothesKristine Gutierrez11We know you've always wanted to bump uglies with someone wearing Monica Lewinsky's clothes. Or maybe you want to be…
Jun 24 2013136/24/13Colorado Issues Landmark Ruling for Transgender RightsKristine Gutierrez147Everyone deserves to use the restroom appropriately. The Colorado Rights Division just made that official with a…
Jun 21 2013216/21/13Why I Love My Bitchy Resting FaceKristine Gutierrez404Along with millions of other women, I suffer from an unfortunate, incurable condition. Living with it means that…
Notable/Quotable6/20/13Jun 20 20132Notable/Quotable6/20/13Notable/QuotableFemale Traders Are To Blame For Every Reckless Financial CrisisKristine Gutierrez125Were you operating under the assumption that Wall Street needs more government regulation to prevent reckless, risky…
Jun 20 2013126/20/13Christian Group Closes Doors and Apologizes for Anti-Gay MissionKristine Gutierrez143In a wonderfully shocking statement issued Wednesday, the President of Exodus International announced that the group…
Jun 19 2013Save6/19/13 GOP Congressman: Fight Gayism With Reinforced Gender StereotypesKristine Gutierrez97Representative Phil Gingrey (R-GA), our resident OB/GYN Congressman and Todd Akin-sympathizer, is like the gift that…
Jun 18 201376/18/13Republican: Gays Wear Tutus to Work, So They Don't Deserve RightsKristine Gutierrez125An Idaho Republican official wants to overturn anti-discrimination laws because they would prevent him from firing a…
Jun 18 201366/18/13Dear Penises: You're Great, Really. Don't Be So Self-Conscious.Kristine Gutierrez261 Cock-carrying members of the world: your penis is your penis! It is yours to keep for the rest of your life (I…
Jun 17 201336/17/13Study: Men Die Sooner Than Women Because They Are Fragile FlowersKristine Gutierrez138There are many theories that attempt to explain why women generally live longer than men in every single age group,…
Jun 13 201326/13/13Sweden Bans Bestiality Because Somehow It Was Legal Before NowKristine Gutierrez43The people of Sweden can have sex on their LEIRVIK beds while wearing their H&M clothes and listening to Robyn, but…
Jun 12 201326/12/13 Racists Angry Because Little Brown Boy Sang the National AnthemKristine Gutierrez198Yesterday, the Spurs killed the Heat in the NBA Finals game of the balls in the basket. The NBA is relatively…
Jun 11 201316/11/13Man Rapes Unconscious Woman to 'Save Her Life,' Like That's a ThingKristine Gutierrez159Well, this is awful: 50-year-old Rodger William Kelly in St. George, Utah found his 29-year-old female neighbor…
Jun 11 2013116/11/13If You're Going to Pop the Question, Do It Without the ShowboatingKristine Gutierrez457It's wedding season! (For single gals like me, this means drinking season.) But if the season's general aura of…
Jun 10 2013Save6/10/13Kanye West Inceptionizes Us With 'American Psycho' Music VideoKristine Gutierrez30We all know from our trusty friends at every gossip magazine or site that Kanye West is a terrible boyfriend to Kim,…
Jun 10 2013Save6/10/13Universal Studios Theme Park Engages in Class Warfare With VIP TicketsKristine Gutierrez82Waiting in line is enraging. Seeing people skip the line because they're rich, famous and/or Justin Bieber is even…
Jun 7 201326/7/13How Not to Be an Ugly American on Your Vacation in a Conflict CountryKristine Gutierrez369You packed your sandals, several bikinis (with a sarong so you can blend into your exotic environment) and you've…
Jun 5 201366/5/13Joe Francis Has No Sense of Irony Regarding His Leaked Sex TapeKristine Gutierrez77Our sweet tease of a friend, Karma, just ejaculated karma all over Joe Francis: there is a sex tape of the "Girls…
Jun 4 201316/4/13Check Out this New Mobile App for the Health-Conscious Lazy AssKristine Gutierrez36Congratulations to the individuals who are eager to look as if they have worked out for a hot, healthy body without…
May 30 2013Save5/30/13Tsk, Tsk, Girls: Ladies Are Drinking More Than They ShouldKristine Gutierrez138A new study shows that women are more likely to exceed their drinking limits than men. We're number one! Wait, there…