Kristine Gutierrez

6/25/13

Science Gives Us Great (and Obvious) Excuses For Sweaty Summer Sex

Is "summer love" a real thing? LiveScience wants to know. Different statistics and facts explain that it might be…

6/24/13

Now You Can Have Sex in Monica Lewinsky's Old Clinton-Era Clothes

We know you've always wanted to bump uglies with someone wearing Monica Lewinsky's clothes. Or maybe you want to be…

6/24/13

Colorado Issues Landmark Ruling for Transgender Rights

Everyone deserves to use the restroom appropriately. The Colorado Rights Division just made that official with a…

6/21/13

Why I Love My Bitchy Resting Face

Along with millions of other women, I suffer from an unfortunate, incurable condition. Living with it means that…

6/20/13

Female Traders Are To Blame For Every Reckless Financial Crisis

Were you operating under the assumption that Wall Street needs more government regulation to prevent reckless, risky…

6/20/13

Christian Group Closes Doors and Apologizes for Anti-Gay Mission

In a wonderfully shocking statement issued Wednesday, the President of Exodus International announced that the group…

6/19/13

GOP Congressman: Fight Gayism With Reinforced Gender Stereotypes

Representative Phil Gingrey (R-GA), our resident OB/GYN Congressman and Todd Akin-sympathizer, is like the gift that…

6/18/13

Republican: Gays Wear Tutus to Work, So They Don't Deserve Rights

An Idaho Republican official wants to overturn anti-discrimination laws because they would prevent him from firing a…

6/18/13

Dear Penises: You're Great, Really. Don't Be So Self-Conscious.

Cock-carrying members of the world: your penis is your penis! It is yours to keep for the rest of your life (I…

6/17/13

Study: Men Die Sooner Than Women Because They Are Fragile Flowers

There are many theories that attempt to explain why women generally live longer than men in every single age group,…

6/13/13

Sweden Bans Bestiality Because Somehow It Was Legal Before Now

The people of Sweden can have sex on their LEIRVIK beds while wearing their H&M clothes and listening to Robyn, but…

6/12/13

Racists Angry Because Little Brown Boy Sang the National Anthem

Yesterday, the Spurs killed the Heat in the NBA Finals game of the balls in the basket. The NBA is relatively…

6/11/13

Man Rapes Unconscious Woman to 'Save Her Life,' Like That's a Thing

Well, this is awful: 50-year-old Rodger William Kelly in St. George, Utah found his 29-year-old female neighbor…

6/11/13

If You're Going to Pop the Question, Do It Without the Showboating

It's wedding season! (For single gals like me, this means drinking season.) But if the season's general aura of…

6/10/13

Kanye West Inceptionizes Us With 'American Psycho' Music Video

We all know from our trusty friends at every gossip magazine or site that Kanye West is a terrible boyfriend to Kim,…

6/10/13

Universal Studios Theme Park Engages in Class Warfare With VIP Tickets

Waiting in line is enraging. Seeing people skip the line because they're rich, famous and/or Justin Bieber is even…

6/7/13

How Not to Be an Ugly American on Your Vacation in a Conflict Country

You packed your sandals, several bikinis (with a sarong so you can blend into your exotic environment) and you've…

6/5/13

Joe Francis Has No Sense of Irony Regarding His Leaked Sex Tape

Our sweet tease of a friend, Karma, just ejaculated karma all over Joe Francis: there is a sex tape of the "Girls…

6/4/13

Check Out this New Mobile App for the Health-Conscious Lazy Ass

Congratulations to the individuals who are eager to look as if they have worked out for a hot, healthy body without…

5/30/13

Tsk, Tsk, Girls: Ladies Are Drinking More Than They Should

A new study shows that women are more likely to exceed their drinking limits than men. We're number one! Wait, there…

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