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• splinter So What Are These "Valuables" That Gangs of Men Are Supposedly Searching for in New York City's Sewers? By Jim Vorel June 3, 2026 | 7:42am
• splinter The "World's Richest Cat," Karl Lagerfeld's Choupette, May Actually be Broke By Jim Vorel June 2, 2026 | 3:20pm
• politics > trump-administration, splinter Uh Oh, Trump Is Bored with Iran Peace Talks. You Know What That Means. By Jim Vorel June 2, 2026 | 10:37am
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• splinter Sure, We Might Be in a Dystopian Hellhole, but at Least the Compliance Robots Are Dog-Shaped By Jim Vorel June 1, 2026 | 2:32pm
• splinter Trump Can’t Decide Whether We’ve Destroyed Iran’s “Military” or “Left It Alone” By Jim Vorel June 1, 2026 | 10:30am
• splinter You’ll Feel like an Exploding Rocket Drinking the Space-Aged Saturn Cocktail By Jim Vorel May 31, 2026 | 9:00am
• splinter Update: After Freedom 250 Performers Cancel MAGA’s July 4 Festival in DC, Trump Says He May "Perform" By Jim Vorel May 30, 2026 | 4:41pm
• politics > trump-administration, splinter Judge Rules the Government Must Pry Trump’s Name off the Kennedy Center in Next Two Weeks By Jim Vorel May 29, 2026 | 4:41pm
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• splinter California Chemical Plant That Threatened to Explode Was Making F-35 Parts for America’s Forever Wars By Jim Vorel May 28, 2026 | 5:54pm
• splinter Trump Admin Removed Treasury Official After She Objected to Printing $250 Bill with Trump’s Face By Jim Vorel May 28, 2026 | 2:22pm
• politics > justice, splinter Is There Anything More Foul than Siccing the Justice Department on Your Own Sexual Abuse Victim? By Jim Vorel May 28, 2026 | 11:06am
• splinter “Please Feel Bad for Me” Pleads Tourist Who Threw Rocks at Endangered Seal in Hawaii By Jim Vorel May 27, 2026 | 4:49pm
• splinter China Is Hopelessly Tied at the Hip to Cigarettes, as Tobacco Sales Continue to Increase By Jim Vorel May 27, 2026 | 3:13pm
• tech, splinter Data Centers Just Keep Getting More Massive and Apocalyptic By Jim Vorel May 27, 2026 | 9:41am
• splinter South Carolina Senators Just Handed Rep. Jim Clyburn a Stay of Execution, Defying Trump By Jim Vorel May 26, 2026 | 4:33pm
• splinter Texas Woman Jailed for Daring to Post Photos of Her Small Town’s Brown Tap Water By Jim Vorel May 26, 2026 | 12:40pm
• splinter Dull the Horror of Pointless War This Memorial Day with a Classic Boilermaker By Jim Vorel May 24, 2026 | 9:00am