Ecleen Luzmila Caraballo

1/9/20

¡Adiós, Bitches!

I once poured a full bottle of water on an eight-year-old’s head after she called me a bitch. Bitch was (and still…

Ecleen Luzmila Caraballo

PublishedJanuary 9, 2020

9/26/19

Girl Ultra Is Making 'the R&B Album Mexico Has Never Had'

At age 17, Mariana de Miguel told her parents she was going to pursue music full-time. She started a band fresh out…

Ecleen Luzmila Caraballo

PublishedSeptember 26, 2019

9/20/19

Mandy Moore Is Back, and She Thinks She's Stevie Nicks Now

Kinda, yeah: Mandy Moore, “When I Wasn’t Watching” - Yes, Mandy Moore is back. “When I Wasn’t Watching” is her first…

Maria Sherman,

Megan Reynolds,

Clover Hope,

Ashley Reese,

and Ecleen Luzmila Caraballo

PublishedSeptember 20, 2019

8/2/19

Ariana Grande's 'Boyfriend' Will Go Hard at Karaoke

Yas, I suppose: Ariana Grande and Social House, “Boyfriend” - Ah, yes, just what I’ve been waiting for: a song about…

Maria Sherman,

Frida Garza,

Megan Reynolds,

and Ecleen Luzmila Caraballo

PublishedAugust 2, 2019

7/26/19

Is Taylor Swift Lost?

No: Taylor Swift, “Archer” - I don’t hate this song, nor do I think there is anything particularly objectionable…

Maria Sherman,

Ecleen Luzmila Caraballo,

Clover Hope,

and Ashley Reese

PublishedJuly 26, 2019

6/28/19

Experience Whitney Houston and Kygo's Pleasant 'Higher Love'

Y: Whitney Houston and Kygo, “Higher Love” - If you’re familiar with the oeuvres of both parties at hand, you know…

Maria Sherman,

Rich Juzwiak,

Clover Hope,

and Ecleen Luzmila Caraballo

PublishedJune 28, 2019

6/28/19

Nobody Asked the Candidates to Speak Español

The first time I vaguely recall hearing a candidate speak Spanish was in 1999, during George W. Bush’s bid for…

Ecleen Luzmila Caraballo

PublishedJune 28, 2019

6/21/19

Lil Nas X and Cardi B Prove the Yeehaw Agenda Is Eternal

Sure: Lil Nas X, “Rodeo” feat. Cardi B - While I genuinely love “Old Town Road,” the rest of the viral Atlanta…

Frida Garza,

Ecleen Luzmila Caraballo,

Ashley Reese,

and Hazel Cills

PublishedJune 21, 2019

6/14/19

The Future, According to Charli XCX and Lizzo

Yeah, I think so: Charli XCX, “Blame It On Your Love” feat. Lizzo – The future, according to Charli XCX, looks like…

Frida Garza,

Clover Hope,

and Ecleen Luzmila Caraballo

PublishedJune 14, 2019

6/7/19

The Jonas Brothers Reunion Was a Good Idea After All

Y: Jonas Brothers, “I Believe” – I’ve been to the year 2019. Not much has changed, but the Jonas Brothers are back,…

Frida Garza,

Rich Juzwiak,

Lisa Fischer,

and Ecleen Luzmila Caraballo

PublishedJune 7, 2019

5/30/19

Rosalía's Long-Awaited Song of the Summer Is Here

Madre mía, ESTO ’TÁ ENCENDIDO.

Ecleen Luzmila Caraballo

PublishedMay 30, 2019

5/24/19

Ed Sheeran, Chance the Rapper, and PnB Rock Will Not Make Your Ears Bleed

If I have to hear this, fine: Ed Sheeran feat. Chance the Rapper and PnB Rock, “Cross Me” - I don’t particularly…

Maria Sherman,

Megan Reynolds,

and Ecleen Luzmila Caraballo

PublishedMay 24, 2019

5/17/19

Dionne Warwick and Krayzie Bone Make Beautiful Music Together

It sure is: Halsey, “Nightmare” - Uh, Halsey is the Paul Revere of the impending nu-metal revival. Who knew?…

Maria Sherman,

Rich Juzwiak,

Lisa Fischer,

Frida Garza,

and Ecleen Luzmila Caraballo

PublishedMay 17, 2019

5/15/19

<i>El Chicano </i>Both Challenges and Caters to Latin Tropes in Film

El Chicano Both Challenges and Caters to Latin Tropes in Film

Of all the aesthetically interchangeable superheroes, I find Batman to be the most likable, because he doesn’t fit…

Ecleen Luzmila Caraballo

PublishedMay 15, 2019

5/10/19

Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber's Boring 'I Don't Care' Is Late to the Anti-Party Pop Song Craze

I... don’t care: Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber, “I Don’t Care” - Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber are a few years too…

Maria Sherman,

Hazel Cills,

Lisa Fischer,

Frida Garza,

and Ecleen Luzmila Caraballo

PublishedMay 10, 2019

5/3/19

Allow Bhad Bhabie and Megan Thee Stallion to Soundtrack the Destruction of Your Nemesis

Y: Bhad Bhabie feat. Megan Thee Stallion “Bestie” - The world needs more songs devoted to friends—or rather muh’fucki…

Maria Sherman,

Clover Hope,

Ashley Reese,

Lisa Fischer,

and Ecleen Luzmila Caraballo

PublishedMay 3, 2019

4/26/19

Madonna and Maluma's 'Medellín' Cannot Be Unseen

N: Madonna and Maluma, “Medellín” (video) – Aside from this song’s already offensive and not well (if at all)…

Maria Sherman,

Ecleen Luzmila Caraballo,

and Frida Garza

PublishedApril 26, 2019

4/26/19

Glitter, Glam, and Bad Bunny's Acrylic Fingernails Ruled the Billboard Latin Music Awards

“You guys gotta change the mic. It stinks,” Bad Bunny said in Spanish as he walked off stage after accepting his…

Ecleen Luzmila Caraballo

PublishedApril 26, 2019

4/12/19

Lizzo Makes a Good Song Even Better, BTS Are in Love, and J. Lo Goes Yeehaw

Yes, with luv: BTS feat. Halsey, “Boy With Luv” - I am genuinely concerned with how many times I’m going to listen…

Maria Sherman

and Ecleen Luzmila Caraballo

PublishedApril 12, 2019

4/5/19

J. Lo Has Pretty Good Medicine, Aventura Returns, and BLACKPINK Makes Stadium Music

Hell yes: BLACKPINK, “Kill This Love” (video) - In a pop music universe populated with the soft and sad stylings of…

Maria Sherman,

Clover Hope,

and Ecleen Luzmila Caraballo

PublishedApril 5, 2019

Ecleen Luzmila Caraballo's posts

¡Adiós, Bitches!

Girl Ultra Is Making 'the R&B Album Mexico Has Never Had'

Mandy Moore Is Back, and She Thinks She's Stevie Nicks Now

Ariana Grande's 'Boyfriend' Will Go Hard at Karaoke

Is Taylor Swift Lost?

Experience Whitney Houston and Kygo's Pleasant 'Higher Love'

Nobody Asked the Candidates to Speak Español

Lil Nas X and Cardi B Prove the Yeehaw Agenda Is Eternal

The Future, According to Charli XCX and Lizzo

The Jonas Brothers Reunion Was a Good Idea After All

Rosalía's Long-Awaited Song of the Summer Is Here

Ed Sheeran, Chance the Rapper, and PnB Rock Will Not Make Your Ears Bleed

Dionne Warwick and Krayzie Bone Make Beautiful Music Together

El Chicano Both Challenges and Caters to Latin Tropes in Film

Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber's Boring 'I Don't Care' Is Late to the Anti-Party Pop Song Craze

Allow Bhad Bhabie and Megan Thee Stallion to Soundtrack the Destruction of Your Nemesis

Madonna and Maluma's 'Medellín' Cannot Be Unseen

Glitter, Glam, and Bad Bunny's Acrylic Fingernails Ruled the Billboard Latin Music Awards

Lizzo Makes a Good Song Even Better, BTS Are in Love, and J. Lo Goes Yeehaw

J. Lo Has Pretty Good Medicine, Aventura Returns, and BLACKPINK Makes Stadium Music