Nov 28 201512411/28/15Waffle House Customer Allegedly Shoots, Kills Server After Being Asked Not to Smoke [Update]C.A. Pinkham439Hey guys, just here to brighten your fucking weekend, because we needed more good news about murderous,…
Nov 27 20153511/27/15Russian Government Still Punching Itself in the Dick About Food ImportsC.A. Pinkham116Thanks to the downing of a Russian Su-24 fighter, Russia is declaring war...on Turkish food imports. Because this is…
Nov 25 20152811/25/15Nude Australian Gentleman Arrested for HamburglaryC.A. Pinkham152Look, sometimes you just have to rubble rubble, or at least the Australian equivalent.
Nov 23 201514611/23/15The Best Restaurant Stories of 2015C.A. Pinkham766 Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…
Nov 21 20154111/21/15McDonald's Fined $355,000 For Allegedly Being Consistently Shitty to ImmigrantsC.A. Pinkham267McDonald’s allegedly did a shitty thing? McDonald’s allegedly did a shitty thing!
Nov 19 20152811/19/15Dairy Queen Robbed By Mysterious, Sword-Wielding AssailantC.A. Pinkham188Y’know. Just robbing a Dairy Queen with a sword. As one does.
Nov 16 20153911/16/15Papa John's Franchise Owner Sentenced to Jail Time For Wage TheftC.A. Pinkham214In a ruling as unusual as it is heartening for wage advocates, a Papa John’s franchise owner has been sentenced to…
Nov 16 201511311/16/15Stories of the World's Most Inexplicable Restaurant CustomersC.A. Pinkham1.9K Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…
Nov 14 20154811/14/15Mandatory Glove Laws in Restaurants Are Still Incredibly StupidC.A. Pinkham228Sanitation is important in restaurants, where health code violations are frequently a problem. The dumbest possible…
Nov 13 20156411/13/15Denny's Customer Arrested After Alleged Pancake-Addled RampageC.A. Pinkham303It is physically impossible for me to love a story with that headline any more than I already do.
Nov 12 20153511/12/15Study Purports to Show Yelp Reviewers Tend to be Racist Towards Minority-Owned BusinessesC.A. Pinkham222Oh, hey, look at that: according to a new study, Yelp reviews appear to have a tendency to be racist, as well as all…
Nov 11 20152011/11/15Joe's Crab Shack is Trying a No-Tipping ModelC.A. Pinkham248Joe’s Crab Shack has been testing out eliminating tipping at some locations in potential preparation for a national…
Nov 9 201515311/9/15Stories of the Best and Funniest Restaurant CustomersC.A. Pinkham1.8KWelcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…
Nov 7 20159011/7/15Stories of Celebrities in RestaurantsC.A. Pinkham881Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…
Nov 6 20152311/6/15Applebee's Customer Allegedly Attacks Fellow Diner Because They Weren't Speaking EnglishC.A. Pinkham286Minnesota: Land of 1000 Restaurant Altercations, apparently.
Nov 5 20151011/5/15Video: McDonald's Customer Allegedly Assaults Worker, Then Lies About ItC.A. Pinkham157A McDonald’s employee and a customer were engaged in a fight through the restaurant’s drive-thru, and each has a…
Nov 3 20155811/3/15Chick-Fil-A Franchise Donates to LGBT Film Festival, Evangelicals Lose Their MindsC.A. Pinkham294It’s not often enough that the universe throws us a story about a corporation suffering under the heel of delicious…
Nov 2 201510111/2/15Restaurant Stories of Magnificent RevengeC.A. Pinkham1.9KWelcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…
Oct 31 20153510/31/15Restaurant Sued For Trying to Make a Black Customer Pre-PayC.A. Pinkham284Well, that’s a new one.
Oct 28 20158810/28/15One Restaurant Owner Has Been Waging An Online War With Vegans For Two Months NowC.A. Pinkham741Online slapfights over the most absurd things and passionate, unhinged internet holy wars over stuff no one should…