C.A. Pinkham's posts

Hey guys, just here to brighten your fucking weekend, because we needed more good news about murderous,…

Thanks to the downing of a Russian Su-24 fighter, Russia is declaring war...on Turkish food imports. Because this is…

Look, sometimes you just have to rubble rubble, or at least the Australian equivalent.

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McDonald’s allegedly did a shitty thing? McDonald’s allegedly did a shitty thing!

Y’know. Just robbing a Dairy Queen with a sword. As one does.

In a ruling as unusual as it is heartening for wage advocates, a Papa John’s franchise owner has been sentenced to…

Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…

Sanitation is important in restaurants, where health code violations are frequently a problem. The dumbest possible…

It is physically impossible for me to love a story with that headline any more than I already do.

Oh, hey, look at that: according to a new study, Yelp reviews appear to have a tendency to be racist, as well as all…

Joe’s Crab Shack has been testing out eliminating tipping at some locations in potential preparation for a national…

Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…

Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…

Minnesota: Land of 1000 Restaurant Altercations, apparently.

A McDonald’s employee and a customer were engaged in a fight through the restaurant’s drive-thru, and each has a…

It’s not often enough that the universe throws us a story about a corporation suffering under the heel of delicious…

Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…

Well, that’s a new one.

Online slapfights over the most absurd things and passionate, unhinged internet holy wars over stuff no one should…