C.A. Pinkham

11/28/15

Waffle House Customer Allegedly Shoots, Kills Server After Being Asked Not to Smoke [Update]

Hey guys, just here to brighten your fucking weekend, because we needed more good news about murderous,…

11/27/15

Russian Government Still Punching Itself in the Dick About Food Imports

Thanks to the downing of a Russian Su-24 fighter, Russia is declaring war...on Turkish food imports. Because this is…

11/25/15

Nude Australian Gentleman Arrested for Hamburglary

Look, sometimes you just have to rubble rubble, or at least the Australian equivalent.

11/23/15

The Best Restaurant Stories of 2015

Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…

11/21/15

McDonald's Fined $355,000 For Allegedly Being Consistently Shitty to Immigrants

McDonald’s allegedly did a shitty thing? McDonald’s allegedly did a shitty thing!

11/19/15

Dairy Queen Robbed By Mysterious, Sword-Wielding Assailant

Y’know. Just robbing a Dairy Queen with a sword. As one does.

11/16/15

Papa John's Franchise Owner Sentenced to Jail Time For Wage Theft

In a ruling as unusual as it is heartening for wage advocates, a Papa John’s franchise owner has been sentenced to…

11/16/15

Stories of the World's Most Inexplicable Restaurant Customers

Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…

11/14/15

Mandatory Glove Laws in Restaurants Are Still Incredibly Stupid

Sanitation is important in restaurants, where health code violations are frequently a problem. The dumbest possible…

11/13/15

Denny's Customer Arrested After Alleged Pancake-Addled Rampage

It is physically impossible for me to love a story with that headline any more than I already do.

11/12/15

Study Purports to Show Yelp Reviewers Tend to be Racist Towards Minority-Owned Businesses

Oh, hey, look at that: according to a new study, Yelp reviews appear to have a tendency to be racist, as well as all…

11/11/15

Joe's Crab Shack is Trying a No-Tipping Model

Joe’s Crab Shack has been testing out eliminating tipping at some locations in potential preparation for a national…

11/9/15

Stories of the Best and Funniest Restaurant Customers

Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…

11/7/15

Stories of Celebrities in Restaurants

Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…

11/6/15

Applebee's Customer Allegedly Attacks Fellow Diner Because They Weren't Speaking English

Minnesota: Land of 1000 Restaurant Altercations, apparently.

11/5/15

Video: McDonald's Customer Allegedly Assaults Worker, Then Lies About It

A McDonald’s employee and a customer were engaged in a fight through the restaurant’s drive-thru, and each has a…

11/3/15

Chick-Fil-A Franchise Donates to LGBT Film Festival, Evangelicals Lose Their Minds

It’s not often enough that the universe throws us a story about a corporation suffering under the heel of delicious…

11/2/15

Restaurant Stories of Magnificent Revenge

Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…

10/31/15

Restaurant Sued For Trying to Make a Black Customer Pre-Pay

Well, that’s a new one.

10/28/15

One Restaurant Owner Has Been Waging An Online War With Vegans For Two Months Now

Online slapfights over the most absurd things and passionate, unhinged internet holy wars over stuff no one should…

C.A. Pinkham's posts

Waffle House Customer Allegedly Shoots, Kills Server After Being Asked Not to Smoke [Update]

Russian Government Still Punching Itself in the Dick About Food Imports

Nude Australian Gentleman Arrested for Hamburglary

The Best Restaurant Stories of 2015

McDonald's Fined $355,000 For Allegedly Being Consistently Shitty to Immigrants

Dairy Queen Robbed By Mysterious, Sword-Wielding Assailant

Papa John's Franchise Owner Sentenced to Jail Time For Wage Theft

Stories of the World's Most Inexplicable Restaurant Customers

Mandatory Glove Laws in Restaurants Are Still Incredibly Stupid

Denny's Customer Arrested After Alleged Pancake-Addled Rampage

Study Purports to Show Yelp Reviewers Tend to be Racist Towards Minority-Owned Businesses

Joe's Crab Shack is Trying a No-Tipping Model

Stories of the Best and Funniest Restaurant Customers

Stories of Celebrities in Restaurants

Applebee's Customer Allegedly Attacks Fellow Diner Because They Weren't Speaking English

Video: McDonald's Customer Allegedly Assaults Worker, Then Lies About It

Chick-Fil-A Franchise Donates to LGBT Film Festival, Evangelicals Lose Their Minds

Restaurant Stories of Magnificent Revenge

Restaurant Sued For Trying to Make a Black Customer Pre-Pay

One Restaurant Owner Has Been Waging An Online War With Vegans For Two Months Now