If you find yourself in the middle of embarrassing divorce proceedings you’re welcome to hide out in the land down under — but not if you repeatedly lie to officials about your reasons for entering the country. Following her trip to Australia last month, Kim Kardashian has been placed on the country’s immigration watch list, and could be banned, because she said her previous three visits were for pleasure when she was actually there on business. Apparently Kim didn’t realize that Australians have both TV and the internet, and don’t consider handbag launches and in-store appearances typical tourist activities. Officials wouldn’t discuss Kim’s case directly, but said, “If people are undertaking work in Australia they need to be on an appropriate visa with work conditions attached. If people do breach conditions of their visa, then the department can counsel them or cancel that person’s visa.” [The Telegraph]
Speaking of Kim, she’s making a decent argument about why her wedding wasn’t staged. She and her mom are great at creating fake TV drama, so she wouldn’t have set herself up for humiliation. Supposedly she told friends, “I’m no dummy. The divorce would have been just as dramatic and dragged out as the wedding.” [TMZ]
You’re getting your Christmas/Hanukkah/non-religiously affiliated present a little early this year: VH1 is making a TLC biopic!! Who could possibly play Chilli, T-Boz and Left Eye? As N.Y. Mag notes, “It’s hard to find actresses who are crazy, sexy, and cool.” [N.Y. Mag]
Hey, New York taxpayers, are you aware that you’re paying $500,000 per year to provide Fox News with police protection? While the other networks pay for their own security at their New York headquarters, Fox News is protected by the NYPD. A police spokesman says, “Each of the networks gets police coverage to varying extents based on threat information,” but a possibly disgruntled former employee says the real reason is that Roger Ailes is paranoid and thinks the terrorists are out to get him. [N.Y. Mag]
The parents of the victims in the West Memphis Three murder case contacted the Acadmey of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences to say that the documentary Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory shouldn’t be considered for an Oscar because it celebrates the defendants (who many people believe are innocent). [NYT]
- Tom Cruise had a sweat stain in the underarm of his shirt. Let’s all point at him and laugh! [TMZ]
- Beyonce appreciates your efforts to accomodate her pregnancy cravings, but encourages you not to believe everything you read. “I was on a plane and the flight attendant came and was like, I have your hot sauce and pickles and bananas,” she said. “I’m like, that is disgusting! What are you doing? And he’s like, I read it on the internet!” [Us]
- Journey guitarist Neal Schon is being sued by his ex-girlfirend Ava Fabian, who claims that he ended their not quite legal marriage around the time he hooked up with Michaele Salahi, and owes her some alimony-like payments. [E!]
- Kelly Osbourne on why her brother Jack is going to make a great dad: “It’s no secret, growing up we didn’t have the world’s greatest father. We had the most loving father, who then turned in to the best father in the entire world, but there was a time when he wasn’t. And I think for Jack…he wants to make a family, and he wants to be the best dad in the world.” [E!]
- In a random chat with The Jewish News, the Duchess Formerly Known As Kate Middleton said, “I would like to thank all your readers for all their wonderful support this year. It’s amazing to think the wedding was just seven months ago. So much has happened since then.” [Us]
- While generally the media tells women they should be terrified of aging, Tori Amos says that’s BS: “I think having a child can really change you if you’re open to it. Also, becoming 40 was wonderful. Being in your forties – any woman who isn’t there yet, I just have to say to you: Euphoria is coming to you. You begin to become a classic car. And I like being a classic car. You’re slower than the new cars; that’s fine. You have something that new cars don’t have, and that is the experience of being a classic car. And you might have dents and all that stuff and the fender falling off, but that’s okay. That’s part of it.” [N.Y. Mag]