Decorative towel enthusiast and rapper The Game plopped his butt and, ostensibly his rather sizable D, on good ol’ Wendy Wiliams’s couch for a brief interrogation about which of the Kardashian sisters he has slept with.
Addressing the lyrics on DJ Khaled’s song “Sauce,” which read, in part, “Then I fucked three Kardashians, hold that thought,” Williams pressed him on which sisters he was speaking of. She did so by presenting a photo of Kris Jenner and her five daughters and asking him with the seriousness of a evil witch in a fairy tale asking which beautiful princess she should curse next.
To Khloe, he said, “Ah, sometimes it gets late at night,” not really an answer per se, but good enough for Wendy! Kourtney got a solid “No.” And as for Kim, he said, “I’ll tell you this. Kanye is a really good friend of mine. And they got really, really beautiful kids and I don’t want to disrespect their family.” That, once again, sounds not like an answer but a slippery evasion in order to avoid ire. Once again, good enough for Wendy. When pressed on who the third one could be, Williams suggested Kris, but the Game shut that down quick and admitted that it was Blac Chyna – not quite a Kardashian yet, but really, pretty close.
“It gets a little tricky. Chyna ain’t married yet,” he said. “It’s all good, you know what I’m saying? It’s facts.”
Williams, after getting what she wanted, confirmed to an audience waiting with bated breath: The Game has been “romantical” with two and a half Kardashians.
[People]
Now that love as you know it is dead and cold in the ground, the skeletons, secrets and careless whispers are flying out from where they once hid. Soon, very soon, we will know all there is to know about the demise of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s relationship. While we wait, here is a juicy tidbit from the inimitable Lainey Gossip, emphasis mine.
Every source I’ve talked to today maintains that she was still in love with him but that for her, she doesn’t think he’s in a place where he can be “positive around the family.”
Hmmmmmm. Go on.
All sources tell me that he was blindsided by her decision to file. And that the decision to file was made very recently. Like inside 10 days. When I pressed on what the urgency was, most of the sources declined to specify, with one source saying only that it was “very delicate, a really sensitive thing” and another explaining vaguely that she “would only have done it this way if it was a priority”.
Meanwhile, Page Six claims that it was because of an affair between Pitt and Marion Cotillard and Pitt is basically Affleck-ing his way through a mid-life crisis. We will learn the truth when the time is right. Let the rampant speculation begin!
- Kid Rock is apparently very polite. [Page Six]
- Justin Bieber trampled on a bunch of Icelandic moss and no one is very pleased with him. [The Grapevine]
- TMZ got a hold of Alexis Arquette’s death certificate. She died of a heart attack but was living with HIV for 29 years. [TMZ]
- Teyana Taylor and Iman Shumpert are married now. Congrats! [Page Six]
DISCUSSION
my most recent ex didn’t even use top sheets.
so, yeah, i’d put out for someone who had it together enough to have decorative towels.
god it sucks out here.